Docs of group: Ipernity Junkies

Streetworker

nobody@ipernity.com (nib!) — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:34:17 +0000

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The red makes it impossible to notice her butt

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:43:22 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

This trick is called "misdirection" by magicians, and, by girl-watchers, 'The Twisto Stance."

-- Or do magicians call this "miss direction?"

Feeling blue doesn't mean you ARE blue

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:29:00 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

Everyone's a bit blue on the INSIDE, aren't they? I mean the veins or articles or stuff like that. (But I've never chopped anyone up, so I don't know for sure. Do YOU?)

Like that old song, "Smoke gets in your mouth."

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:35:08 +0000

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Smoke's not very chewy, really.

Victory over depression!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:11:47 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

There IS life without photography!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:17:04 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

Flyer with a drinking problem

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:47:14 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

SECRET, just between YOU and ME: What comes out of the fountain is Jack Daniels!

(To discover which plaza this is, contact me last Sunday or before!)

Are YOU wearing YOUR Ipernity helmet?

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:51:04 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

For safety, I personally wearing my Ipernity helmet at all times, including when combing my hair.
(Life, for me, has its tough moments -- but at least I remember not to put the apostrophe in the possessive of "it!")
(For pretentious intellectuals like me, that little big of correctness means a lot - OODLES more than it should.)

Waiting for the Bus Named Desire

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:33:19 +0000

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(Too bad there's a STREETCAR named DESIRE, but the last bus by that name is circling the city looking for Tennessee Williams!)

What happening to Williams, anyhow? Anyone know?

Man holds down marble balloon!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:13:46 +0000

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Think: if the Hindenburg had been made of marble it probably would never have fallen out of the sky in flames!

But marble doesn't burn. And marble zeppelins fly , so very, VERY low -- sometimes as low as moles!

Come to think of it, marble might be great for making blimps!
And inflating tires (if that would still be the right word for it)!

-- And then we come to the obvious idea-reverse delight of childrens' marbles filled with helium!

Why didn't I think of this before? (I guess I had an attack of sanity which greatly limits my creative thought.)

Well -- back to the drawing boar -- NO! Marble condoms! No accidental kiddies and, well, who knows all the implications of such a creation?

(Now, I'll eat dinner before my "creativity" makes me puke!)

Power Siesta in Yellow

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:44:27 +0000

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Don't look for the Mexican-style sombrero! This is in SPAIN, where non-stop construction work sometimes becomes non-START construction work.

He's recharging, obviously, like any true professional must do.

Now, his siesta long-finished, the building (and the girls by the swimming pool!) have taken his place.

Viva el cambio!

Isaac Lopez airborne!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:49:28 +0000

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He wouldn't have done it if I hadn't FORCED him - but he sure is a great jumper, and, as you probably guessed, probably pretty great on the saxophone, too, like so many great jumpers!
I salute you, Isaac!

Shadow shopper

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:33:04 +0000

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Why she chose to walk on the ceiling, I don't know!
Another mystery: the sun was shining UP that day!
-- and yet another: I guess I was upside-down too!

Well?

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:52:07 +0000

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YOU may not be wasting your time -- but I DEFINITELY am! It's what I do best!

HARZ Urlaub 2009

nobody@ipernity.com (cps2006) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:04:26 +0000

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In Stollberg - 28.05.2009 - 03.06.2009

Rejection!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:11:36 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

I wondered for many years where the expression "getting the cold shoulder" came from, and now -- oh, lucky me! -- I know!

Girls aren't always like regular people.

One step and, like the whole world, he'll be in the red

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:06:14 +0000

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HARZ Urlaub 2009 - Harzer Schmalspurbahn

nobody@ipernity.com (cps2006) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:51:40 +0000

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28.05.2009 - 03.06.2009

3-word fitness sermon

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:07:11 +0000

qwurky has posted a doc:

FREE! My fitness manual for photographers! Guaranteed to get -- and KEEP! -- your shutter-pressing finger in top form, ready for INSTANT SNAPPING whenever and WHEREVER needed!
(The same exact fitness plan will help you maintain a finger that points real, REAL good in virtually ANY direction (except toward objects that are blue-green, flesh-colored or made of melty fondue cheese!)
This is a once-in-a-morning offer! Act NOW, unless you want to be lost for the rest of your life or until your siesta this afternoon (whichever comes first)!
You read it here FIRST! Remember that!

Blick vom Hamburger Michel auf Stadt, Hafen & Elbe

nobody@ipernity.com (cps2006) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:40:50 +0000

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