Docs from qwurky

Flyer with a drinking problem

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:47:14 +0000

SECRET, just between YOU and ME: What comes out of the fountain is Jack Daniels!

(To discover which plaza this is, contact me last Sunday or before!)

Let us spray!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:39:55 +0000

The big trick is to avoid getting all knotted up! It is on this point that much of the power of sprayers depends!

Are YOU wearing YOUR Ipernity helmet?

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:51:04 +0000

For safety, I personally wearing my Ipernity helmet at all times, including when combing my hair.
(Life, for me, has its tough moments -- but at least I remember not to put the apostrophe in the possessive of "it!")
(For pretentious intellectuals like me, that little big of correctness means a lot - OODLES more than it should.)

Waiting for the Bus Named Desire

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:33:19 +0000

(Too bad there's a STREETCAR named DESIRE, but the last bus by that name is circling the city looking for Tennessee Williams!)

What happening to Williams, anyhow? Anyone know?

Power Siesta in Yellow

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:44:27 +0000

Don't look for the Mexican-style sombrero! This is in SPAIN, where non-stop construction work sometimes becomes non-START construction work.

He's recharging, obviously, like any true professional must do.

Now, his siesta long-finished, the building (and the girls by the swimming pool!) have taken his place.

Viva el cambio!

Isaac Lopez airborne!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:49:28 +0000

He wouldn't have done it if I hadn't FORCED him - but he sure is a great jumper, and, as you probably guessed, probably pretty great on the saxophone, too, like so many great jumpers!
I salute you, Isaac!

Shadow shopper

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:33:04 +0000

Why she chose to walk on the ceiling, I don't know!
Another mystery: the sun was shining UP that day!
-- and yet another: I guess I was upside-down too!

Well?

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:52:07 +0000

YOU may not be wasting your time -- but I DEFINITELY am! It's what I do best!

With good tools, trimming ciggies is EASY!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:05:11 +0000

Rejection!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:11:36 +0000

I wondered for many years where the expression "getting the cold shoulder" came from, and now -- oh, lucky me! -- I know!

Girls aren't always like regular people.

3-word fitness sermon

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:07:11 +0000

FREE! My fitness manual for photographers! Guaranteed to get -- and KEEP! -- your shutter-pressing finger in top form, ready for INSTANT SNAPPING whenever and WHEREVER needed!
(The same exact fitness plan will help you maintain a finger that points real, REAL good in virtually ANY direction (except toward objects that are blue-green, flesh-colored or made of melty fondue cheese!)
This is a once-in-a-morning offer! Act NOW, unless you want to be lost for the rest of your life or until your siesta this afternoon (whichever comes first)!
You read it here FIRST! Remember that!

Who is this man?

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:52:06 +0000

It's not Charlie Chaplin, of course, but the closest thing to him in this part of the world.
Problem: This Charlie seems sad. I wonder how he is now, a year after I took this photo.
Maybe he'll be down on Ramblas again, and I can ask him!

The real Charlie said, "You might as well die as to go on living like this", and I say "Might as well live as to go on dying like this."

My version seems interesting even though I don't fully misunderstand it.

"Muscles" Manolo

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:24:10 +0000

The fastest animal on land WAS the cheetah -- but that was before Michael Projansky III (pictured above disguised as "Magic-muscles Manolo) astounded the world with his record-breaking 2mm sprint!

Even at rest, he is fast as Gibraltar itself!

Upjeans and anthropology!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:48:02 +0000

Notice how the red ribbons UTTERLY distract the viewer from the round, firm, delicious-looking ass which would hold no interest whatever to anyone except a dedicated anthropologist! AND: looking up the legs of those jeans/levi's would take the eyes of a dolphin or snail-eyed eagle!

But I digress: I sense that you, like me, find anthropology in its purest form, fascinating (or at least not all that boring)!

Right?

A beautiful guy

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:27:42 +0000

Do you disagree?

Young geezer and still-younger one

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:35:04 +0000

"Chairfullness": a visual definition

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:32:39 +0000

Did you notice that I did NOT mention FAT, overeating, width, weight or pigging out?

It was easy, because, obviously the point of this photo is that, in Spain they make chairs that are STRONG enough to support a tank!

People die.

Chairs don't.

Let the sun come shining through!

nobody@ipernity.com (qwurky) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:04:43 +0000

The sun is a colossal source of energy for those who live on or near Earth, and even for guys who live in Barcelona.

And girls, too!

Why not?