Docs from Mr. Rubber Ducky

Rubber Ducky, you're number one!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

Ha ha! I won first prize at the Mentira Grande county fair in the Hogwashing, Balderdashing, and Hornswoggling competition.

It was a proud moment for me when I carried this trophy home!

Chillin' with my posse 5

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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Just hanging out and shooting the breeze with a longtime friend, Mr. Grotesquely Mutated Lemon.

Chillin' with my posse 4

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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My pal, Mini-me Gojira, and I heading for the 7-11 in downtown Patopedos for some of that fine 7-11 coffee!

Ehhh, what's cooking, doc?

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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Dr. Hannibal Lector invited me over for dinner, promising me that it would be a thoroughly delightful meal.

While waiting for dinner to cook, the good doctor provided me with the circumstances to freshen myself up. That was quite thoughtful as us water birdies take to water like a duck to water.

The doc said that fava beans and a nice chianti will be on the dinner menu as well as something he calls "mystery meat surprise".

Chillin' with my posse 3

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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Swapping fish stories about the big one that got away with my good chum, Mr. Silly Fishing Hat.

Look ma, no cavities!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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But then, I don't have any teeth, so any cavities would have been a real surprise!

Lunchtime

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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I just finished lunch. It was fish which is loaded with omega-3 and other essential stuffoids like wholesomely delicious and nutritious mercury!

Oops! I threw up!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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I guess I ate too many dog doo flavored ginko fruits at one time...

Well, no use letting this go to waste! Back down the hatch it goes again!

Ambrosia of the gods!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:56:40 +0000

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The fruit of the ginko tree smells and tastes just like dog poop! Mmmm-mmmm! They taste so good and I can't get enough of them!

Ride to live. Live to ride.

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:52:38 +0000

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Just about to zoom up to Abilene via highway 83 on my badazz hog!

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were hatched, hatched to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Hatched to be wild
Hatched to be wild

Trigger treat!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:52:38 +0000

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Getting ready to go trigger treeding in a little bit while wearing my Brad Pitt mask.

Ha ha! I'll bet if the real Brad Pitt were standing next to me, you couldn't tell us apart!

Blah blah blah!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:52:38 +0000

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Isn't modern communication wonderful?

Ha ha! Just kidding!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:52:38 +0000

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We were just clowning around! Steven Bob Shark and Sidney Bob Shark are long time friends of mine.

The two brothers run the Iceland Ice Cream Shoppe in downtown Patopedos, where they serve authentic and yummy-yummy icelandic ice cream in three and one half flavors.

Shark Attack!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:52:38 +0000

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Oh no! I'm being attacked by a dangerous duo of sidewalk sharks! Will I survive?!!

We're ba-a-a-a-ck...

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:02:06 +0000

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My cousin Bob Bob and I are back from Sulfur Springs, although we had to fly back ourselves as the slippers seemed to have gotten lost while transiting us to SS. Oh well, easy come, easy go. It's not like I spent any money on the slippers.

It's obvious, of course, which is me as I'm the one radiating all the salacious sex appeal! Bob Bob is more the nerdy type. Not that nerds can't have sex appeal, of course. It's just that I'm so much sexier!

There's no place like Sulphur Springs!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:02:06 +0000

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Trying out the Ruby Red Slippers with my cousin Roberto Bob Rubber Ducky. We tried out the slippers as a quickie form of travel. We kept chanting. "There's no place like Sulfur Springs!" and clicked the heels together three times to see if the slippers would pop us over to Sulfur Springs. And they did!

There's no place like home!

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:02:06 +0000

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Or so I kept chanting as I clicked the heels together three time. But nothing happened. Probably because I was already home. Ha ha ha!

Enjoying a stroll in the garden.

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:02:06 +0000

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It's important to enjoy a commune with nature every now and then.

Frolicking among the pansies.

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:02:06 +0000

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Ha ha, I'm getting close up and personal with pansies!

Patiently waiting.

nobody@ipernity.com (Mr. Rubber Ducky) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:02:06 +0000

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Sitting in the waiting room of the local chainsaw repair shop as my sunday-going-to-church-meeting chainsaw gets a tuneup and chain sharpening.