Posts from Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy

Temporary Suspension of my Account!

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:43:33 +0000

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I have received an Email from Ipernity authorities informing me that "visible genitals must be shared in private"!!!

I thought the French were more Liberal than the USA and Flickr?

I suspect, however, that somebody who I may have blocked yesterday - and yes, it is probably a certain man from the USA who made some disparaging comments on my uploads - has caused this, for the examples given in the Ipernity Email were very tame and inocuous, eg:

http://www.ipernity.com/doc/57114/4851701">Sand

May I personally thank the BIGOTED imbecile who found ANY of my public photographs "offensive", and reported me! May YOU personally rot in hell for all eternity!

And IPERNITY have STILL not answered my Email enquiry of yesterday regarding GIF files!

I will try to keep all my dear viewers posted!

Allowing others to make copies of YOUR photographs - PLEASE READ!!

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:13:32 +0000

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I am getting quite annoyed by the number of contacts who have put a block on anybody being able to make copies/download their photographs. If you wish to join one of my moderated Groups or become a member of my "Family", you MUST allow copying. Anybody who has GIF files, or similar, will not be considered.

And for those of my contacts who are Family or Friends, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ensure that ALL your photogoraphs are JPEGS and NOT Gif files!!!!

Of course, I NOW know that this is something that IPERNITY has done unilaterally, and I apologise if I have offended anybody. I have sent the authorities an Email asking for the reasoning behind it, but have not yet had an answer (Monday pm., 7th December 2009).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Miss Anita Mann!!!

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:12:36 +0000

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Yes, dear viewers, TODAY - the 10th of November - is the birthday of Ipernity's very own "Annie Oakley"!

Have a LOVELY day, my dear!

I am SO happy today!!!

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:10:01 +0000

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Yes, dear viewers, today has been a wonderful day for me, and I feel very happy.

Not only has Mr. DouglasUrantia been reinstated on Ipernity, but my dear friend - and expert on all things military - Miss Anita Mann, formerly a Flickr member, has joined Ipernity, made me a Contact and sent me a personal message!!! I hope she is fully recovered and I look forward eagerly to her future comments!

Faceless viewers

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:14:50 +0000

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Would Ipernity viewers of my Stream kindly create an icon rather than that "faceless square" - it is so unnerving and slightly discourteous to see rows and rows of these things on my Home Page!

I would also request anybody joining one of my Public Groups or making me a Contact might allow me to actually view their galleries - I find this behaviour to be quite rude, and if it continues I shall Block all those guilty of doing it!

What a lot of paintings!

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:54:16 +0000

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I thought I would have a day off from uploading photographs, and offer some more examples from my "Art Gallery"!

I hope you find some of them to be of interest.

More photographs tomorrow, I promise.

What a lot of photographs!!!

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:09:19 +0000

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I must apologise for the number of photographs I have uploaded today (10th September 2009).

Tomorrow I have an another hospital appointment, and then lunch with a dear friend, and so I don't think I will have much time for posting - so make these last, my dear friends!

I look foreward to uploading more on Saturday.

My love to you all,

Miss Magnolia

Today's absence

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:57:07 +0000

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I am so sorry not to have been able to upload any photographs today - Tuesday, 11th August 2009.

Last night my ISP "went down", and this morning I had an appointment at my local hospital which took several hours - various tests and a blood transfusion.

I am very tired now, as you can imagine, but will try to reply to a few comments . . . hopefully tomorrow I will be "back on form"!

My love to you all, my very dear viewers,

Miss Magnolia

My beloved house rabbit, Barney, has died. . .

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:21:43 +0000

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At 07.00hrs, last Saturday mormimg, his Soul departed this life for his next existence . . .which I am sure will be a good one.

I should be happy and rejoice that his Soul continues, that it is only his temporal body which has died . . . but I am still too involved with this life, and can only mourn and grieve for my darling Barney - a most splendid and perfect Rabbit!

So, my friends, fewer photographs and witty comments for the next week or so . . . but please keep checking-in.

A brief biography of Magnolia Thunderpussy (excerpted from the best-selling book "The Wit and Wisdom of Magnolia Thunderpussy", edited by Deak Wooten and Robert Vink)

nobody@ipernity.com (Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:08:24 +0000

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As pieced together by the editors from in-depth research of her Flickr site and interviews with sources familiar with her life

As she says in her Flickr Profile, Magnolia Thunderpussy wishes "to remain an enigma". However, certain clues to her biography have been dropped along the way, rather like lace handkerchiefs in the path of handsome young guardsmen. Pick them up and you may be rewarded.

We know that Miss Magnolia's mother was Prussian and her father Dutch and that the family had an estate in East Prussia until the end of World War II. But we have been unable to find any information about her birth and childhood.

The first "appearance" of Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy was in 1864, during the Burning of Atlanta, when she rescued a red-headed Irish woman from the amorous attentions of some drunken Yankee soldiers. This woman was Dymphna O'Reilly, who was to become her maid.

In 1890 Miss Magnolia made a beautiful lady-in-waiting at the Coronation of Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, soon after which she was recruited by the Imperial German Navy and served at the German Embassy in Constantinople until the end of the First World War. There followed a short sojourn in the newly-formed Soviet Union, as Continuity Girl to the little-known Russian film director, Eisenpein, until she was advised to leave after rebuffing Stalin's amorous advances. Together with Dymphna O'Reilly, she left to run a sailors' hotel in Panama City for several years, before recrossing the Atlantic to become a mannequin in Wertheim's Department Store, in Berlin. The years she spent in that exciting city, until 1933, were some of the happiest of her long life, and she also performed on stage at many cabarets.

With the "election" of the "Austrian Corporal" (as she always insisted on calling Herr Hitler), she once more returned to the USA and became a Beech-Nut Girl for a while, before becoming involved with the Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC) in Idaho, where she met Peregrine - the love of her life. Under circumstances never fully revealed, he left for Maine, and she moved to the West Coast, where she enlisted as a WAVE, employed in top-secret work for the US Navy during the Second World War. It has been hinted at that she was sent on a few missions to Germany and the Occupied Countries, but we await more details.

Even at this late date, Miss Magnolia refuses to discuss her mysterious and as yet unexplained return to Berlin in 1936. All we know is that while there, she attended the Olympic Games, where she made a vivid impression on an elegant young gentleman, the youngest son of the Baron von Amialtebloede. His story is included in this chapter.

Little has been revealed, so far, of her life in the 1950s, apart from a few mysterious photographs (and tragic story) of a sweet young child referred to as "My little boy, Robbie".

During the 1960s she was part of the "nouvelle vague" of Parisian culture, and since then has dedicated herself to the plight of fallen women and Lascar seamen everywhere, opening homes and raising funds.

Throughout her long life she has been accompanied by her devoted maid servant, Dymphna, and by her Dick, a hot-blooded heterosexual chauffeur, who has has to spurn the attentions of her more "theatrical" gentlemen friends on more than one occasion.