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Usaquén

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:27:07 +0000

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Comparte tu musica! Share your music!

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:00:45 +0000

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www.ipernity.com/doc/trebolazul/home/audio

Maria

The Next King of Pop!

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:19:38 +0000

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...Or the King of Poo-p needs a diaper changing? Xo(

Code Monkey

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:19:03 +0000

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The term code monkey generally refers to a computer programmer or other person who writes computer code for a living. More specifically, it refers to a person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform the more intellectually complex tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design. The term is thus considered mildly insulting, and is often applied to the most junior people on a programming team.

"Code monkey" may also be used self-deprecatingly in griping about or denying responsibility for management decisions (e.g. "Don't ask me why we need to write a compiler in COBOL, I'm just a code monkey.").

Jonathan Coulton (born December 1, 1970) is an American singer-songwriter, famous for his songs containing themes of geek culture as well as his rise to popularity through the use of the Internet.

^Wikipedia

Code Monkey get up get coffee

Code Monkey go to job

Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob

Rob say Code Monkey very diligent

but his output stink

his code not functional or elegant

what do Code Monkey think

Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself

Code Monkey not say it out loud

Code Monkey not crazy just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

Code Monkey very simple man

with big warm fuzzy secret heart

Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk

tell you sweater look nice

Code Monkey offer buy you soda

bring you cup bring you ice

you say no thank you for the soda cause

soda make you fat

anyway you busy with the telephone

no time for chat

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle

he sit down pretend to work

Code Monkey not thinking so straight

Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

Code Monkey very simple man

with big warm fuzzy secret heart

Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason

to get out this place

Code Monkey just keep on working

to see your soft pretty face

Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake

Take bath, take nap

This job fulfilling in creative way

such a load of crap

Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you

Code Monkey just waiting for now

Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

Code Monkey very simple man

with big warm fuzzy secret heart

Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey like you

The Medical Mafia (Ghislaine Lanctot)

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:56:22 +0000

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Horrifying

RSPCA - Simon's Sister's Dog 'Fed Up'

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:04:54 +0000

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JAJAJA

La Yerba del Rey

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:48:24 +0000

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Una vez mas llega nyahbingi man...

desde la cueva style...

Con la Cobra al control,

Con Dahani al control,

El kenke tiene control,

Estribillo:

Y diganme,

¿Qué problema tienen con la yerba del Rey?

no me dejan fumar y me persiguen con su ley,

El Rasta solo quiere fumarse un may,

A su play, everyday,

castiguenme,

si hago daño a alguien y si no dejenme,

se lo digo claro no lo repetire,

el Ganja esta bendito por el Dios de Moises,

persigan asesinos y no creyentes.

Si fumo kenke, vienen a por mi,

si canto "Presidente", vienen a por mi,

mandan polizontes porque no conviene,

que hoy la gente con el ganja abra su mente,bwoy,

tengo cosas que decirte,

aquel que reniega de la creacion del omnipresente,

¿Quien les ha dado poder para juzgar?,

¡Del mismo modo que me juzgan, juzgados seran!,

Estribillo:

Y diganme,

¿Qué problema tienen con la yerba del Rey?

no me dejan fumar y me persiguen con su ley,

El Rasta solo quiere fumarse un may,

A su play, everyday,

castiguenme,

si hago daño a alguien y si no dejenme,

se lo digo claro no lo repetire,

el Ganja esta bendito por el Dios de Moises,

persigan asesinos y no creyentes.

Siente la tremenda sensacion entre pecho y espalda,

y como se eleva tu alma,

es una puerta al jardin de la calma,

si quieres, puedo compartirla,

siente el poder de la planta santa,

como se avalanza por tu garganta,

anulando negatividad,

siente la presencia, de su Majestad,

¡Oh Lord!,

siente confusion,

manipulacion, persecucion, opresion, corrupcion,

destruccion, discriminacion, siente la obsesion,

por tener a la nacion bajo control,

y despues, expliquemenlo!, quiero saber,

¿Qué problema tienen con la yerba del Rey?,

no me dejan fumar y me persiguen con su ley,

y el Rasta solo quiere fumarse un m...y diganme!...

Estribillo:

¿Qué problema tienen con la yerba del Rey?

no me dejan fumar y me persiguen con su ley,

El Rasta solo quiere fumarse un may,

A su play, everyday,

castiguenme,

si hago daño a alguien y si no dejenme,

se lo digo claro no lo repetire,

el Ganja esta bendito por el Dios de Moises,

persigan asesinos y no creyentes.

Gentes de la tierra,de Dios para el hombre

Babylon persige, rasta la esconde

unos solo fuman pa entrar en ambiente

mientras militares queman montes,

y no me sorprende,

porque se que hay intereses,

desde empresarios a jueces

funcionarios cobran comisiones

por poner sanciones,

a los ganjaman's que usan el kenke

Y diganme... Que problema tienen con la yerba del Rey

Y diganme... Que problema tienen con el Ganja

Y diganme... ¿Por qué no dejan el paz al Rasta?

Y diganme... Que problema tienen.....

¿que pro-que problema tienen?

¿que pro-que problema tienen con la yerba del Rey?,

y diganme,eh,eh,eh,eh,eh,eh,eh,eh,eh,ehhhhhh

Y diganme,

¿Qué problema tienen con la yerba del Rey?

no me dejan fumar y me persiguen con su ley,

El Rasta solo quiere fumarse un may,

A su play a su play,everyday,

diganme,¿que problema tienen con la yerba del Rey?

y diganme

MORODO

The Vagina Monologues ( Eve Ensler )

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:34:03 +0000

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MONÓLOGOS DE LA VAGINA -Eve Ensler NATIONAL THEATER COLOMBIA

(Directed by Fanny Mickey) Spanish English

Spanish

English

French

Dutch and Sign Language

I'm Still a Woman...

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:03:37 +0000

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Conan O'Brien - ''Pilobolus''

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:59:21 +0000

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Truly amazing!

Old and Wise

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:45:35 +0000

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I love this youtube's grandpa, he is awesome. Peter you are great!

Geriatric 1927 - Peter Oakley sings this beautiful ballad with the Zimmers.

Libres al fín! (Free at last)

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:31:24 +0000

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Discover Nino Bravo!

Bienvenida a casa!

(Dedicada a Ingrid Betancourt y a todos sus compañeros de cautiverio)

Tu Colombia hoy está de fiesta!... Y yo lloro de felicidad por tu merecida libertad y la de tus compañeros de cautiverio. Bienvenidos a casa, Ingrid y todos los demás!!!

Somos Colombianos, hasta los tuétanos, orgullosos de serlo, de sentirlo, de vivirlo y aun mas: de decirlo. Viva Colombia!

Welcome Home !!! (Dedicated to Ingrid Betancourt and her fellow captives)

Ingrid, in your Colombia today we have a big party!!!... And I'm crying of happiness for your and your fellow captives, well-deserved freedom. Welcome home Ingrid, and all !!!

We are the Colombian, up to the marrows!! And proud to be it, proud to feeling it, and so proud to say it. Live Colombia!

French

English

We are the champions!!!

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:18:24 +0000

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I'm so sorry for the German Team...but that's life!

Live Spain!!!!

Viva Españññññññaaaa!

Oé Oé Oé Oé!!!

How to make a stop motion animated picture

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:52:48 +0000

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Good tutorial

http://wormbrain.com/?p=184

Ashes and Snow

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:41:04 +0000

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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

Official Site

How to create an Animated gif?

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:47:37 +0000

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This is another tutorial visit this link:

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-Animated-Gifs-Using-Photoshop-Cs3

Ipernity Front Page!!

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:35:04 +0000

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Yabba-Dabba Do!!!!

Today on front Page ;o))

A 3D Exploration of Picasso's Guernica

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Sun, 25 May 2008 23:03:47 +0000

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Take a look : Henry Agudelo

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:59:26 +0000

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I HATE the bullfighters grrrr..but love this photographer, a Colombian photographer... We're really proud of him.

Bullfighter - World Press Photo 2005

Gallery

I'm pleased to introduce you: Martín Chambi

nobody@ipernity.com (♪María♣) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:31:15 +0000

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MARTIN CHAMBI GALLERY

Martín Chambi Jiménez (a.k.a Martín Chambi de Coaza, Puno, Peru 1891 – Cuzco, 1973) was photographer, originally from southern Peru, the only major indigenous Latin American photographer of his time.

Recognized for the profound historic and ethnic documentary value of his photographs, he was a prolific portrait photographer in the towns and countryside of the Peruvian Andes. As well as being the leading portrait photographer in Cuzco, Chambi made many landscape photographs, which he sold mainly in the form of postcards, a format he was a pioneer of in Peru. In 1979, New York's MOMA held a Chambi retrospective, which later travelled to various locations and inspired other international expositions of his work.

Martín Chambi Jiménez (n. 5 de noviembre de 1891- † m. 13 de septiembre de 1973) fue un fotógrafo indígena nacido en Coaza, al norte del Lago Titicaca Perú, pero encontró en el Cusco más de un motivo para grabar sus imágenes en el corazón de su cámara fotográfica. Es considerado una de las grandes figuras de la fotografía americana. Reconocido por sus fotos de profundo testimonio social, histórico y étnico, ha retratado profusamente a la sociedad agraria y urbana de los Andes peruanos. En 1979 el MOMA inicia una exposición retrospectiva que luego será itinerante, germen de otras exposiciones internacionales.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mart%C3%ADn_Chambi