Album Southern Comfort from amylsacks

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (13), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:49:22 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

These need to be wallpaper, or flannel sheets. Maybe both.

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (12), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:49:21 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

Cocktails by Kern and Hammerstein.

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (11), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:49:21 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

It's not fair! All my mugs are mismatched and chipped. And all my cocktail glasses say witty things like "Historic Dubuque" or "Instant Jackass: Just Add Alcohol."

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (10), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:49:21 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

They checked the Beginners' Kama Sutra out of the library earlier today. Now they have to pick a position to start with.

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (9), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:49:20 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

Always serve tall foods with your tall drinks. Dagwood sandwiches, for instance. Generous stacks of pancakes (especially appropriate with a breakfast drink like "The Alamo.") Or kebabs standing upright in half a strategically placed cabbage.

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (8), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:10:22 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

The "cousin" on the right used to be known as Cletus Collins, but then he decided that it didn't sound show-biz enough.

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (7), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:10:21 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

Check out that Whiskey Sour. They mixed it using a toilet brush! o_0

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (6), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:10:20 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

So... how long do they have to marinate that cheese in the giant glass before it's ready to eat?

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (5), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:10:20 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

"Take it easy the old-fashioned way..."

Get falling-down drunk and eat your salad right off the floor!

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (4), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 04:19:06 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN JIGGER! Starring Oliver Reed! (Or maybe Dean Martin. I dunno'...)

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (3), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 04:19:05 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

And here we have the "studies" I was working on at home all last year until the Unemployment Department got wise. [shakes fist]

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home (2), c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 04:19:05 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

Did they make the pretend labels jazzier than the real label on purpose?

How To Make 46 Great Drinks At Home, c1960

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 04:19:04 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

Here's a tip for you men out there: When you want to create an aura of romance and mystery around the house, don't dress like Fred Rogers.

Front cover of a 12-page promotional published by the Southern Comfort Corporation, St. Louis, Missouri.

44 Favorite Party Drinks (12), c1961

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:18:15 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

Some clippings from the booklet's (uncredited) illustrations, played with in Photoshop.

44 Favorite Party Drinks (11), c1961

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Tue, 15 May 2012 08:17:08 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

Now featured in overpriced "thrift" boutiques all over North America!

44 Favorite Party Drinks (10), c1961

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:40:52 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

I must have a velvet painting of The World's Flaming Sweets. I simply must!

44 Favorite Party Drinks (9), c1961

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:40:51 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

By the time you get to the Pickled Peach Course, your guests won't even know which end of the spoon to pick up.

44 Favorite Party Drinks (8), c1961

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:40:50 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

After the party, leave the picks out so the mice can hone their fencing skills.

44 Favorite Party Drinks (7), c1961

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:40:49 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

In real life, you should consult a physician if your celery-infused snack is this dark.

44 Favorite Party Drinks (6), c1961

nobody@ipernity.com (amylsacks) — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:40:48 +0000

amylsacks has posted:

President Kennedy says we'll put shrimp dip on the moon by 1971!