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Free Radicals

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:25:41 +0000

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Whatcha doin', man?
I'm cutting up some fresh vegetables for dinner.
Yeah? Where's the meat?
No meat. That's out. I'm increasing my intake of antioxidants.
No meat? Damn. How come?
Doctor says I gotta cut down on all those free radicals. Know what I mean?
You mean those radicals are still free? Wow. I mean, I thought they was all thrown in jail years ago.
What? No, man.
So they out. Cool.
Sure. Whatever. Have a carrot.
I never knew you were so political.
Yeah, well these are turbulent times.
Right on with that.

Framed

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 16 Nov 2017 19:07:33 +0000

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are you comfortable?
of course. are you?
I always am, when I'm looking at you.
aw. shut up and take the picture.

The Coast Is Clear

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 19 Nov 2017 22:08:41 +0000

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where are you going?
just checking the water line. you never know.
never know what?
when it might show up.
when who might show up?
not who. what. and if it does, it'll be too late.
too late for what?
to run.
well, that sounds like an important job you have.
very. but I can handle it.
I can definitely see that. definitely.

Natural Law

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 19 Nov 2017 22:18:10 +0000

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good morning, herr doktor... my god! what happened to your laboratory?
ah, there you are my boy. I've made another giant breakthrough! oh, they'll be so jealous back at the university!
what kind of breakthrough?
I've learned how to re-arrange the molecular structure of the universe! exciting, eh?
but your lab! it looks like a snow bomb hit it!
yes, well there is one minor side-effect of my experiments.
that's a big surprise. what is it?
we're all going to be very cold from now on, I'm afraid. very. . . very cold.
that's terrible! what can you do about it?
well, I thought of making myself a banana daiquiri, actually
a frozen one, I suppose?
that sounds nice. make it a double, thanks.

WoP

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 01 Dec 2017 19:09:41 +0000

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pull that guy over, earl.
why? he do something wrong?
he looks like a WoP.
a what?
like he's without papers.
an illegal? based on what? he's just driving.
you're new to the force, aintcha.
well, yeah.
so you'll learn: rule number 1. pull 'em over.
but why?
rule number 2: don't ask.
what's rule number 3?
see rule number 2.
right.

In Session

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 07 Dec 2017 05:27:26 +0000

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hey vern! today's the day for the big vote.
I know. I can't make it.
you gotta! the party leadership needs you!
yeah? tell them I can't make it.
vern, the president is counting on you!
he is?
big time!
good to know. tell him I can't make it too.
but why?
you know that little incentive I got?
from the coal guys?
yeah, that one. it bounced.
it bounced?
yeah. so I can't make it.
I see. so democracy's integrity stays intact?
such as it is. sure.

1968

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:47:08 +0000

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how do I look?
great, dave. you look great.
cool with the pipe and all?
way cool.
and my hair?
it's all great. can I have my bike back please?
oh. sure.
thanks.

Internment

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 28 Jan 2018 21:12:16 +0000

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there's something spooky about this place.
yeah. it feels like there's ghosts here or something.
what do you suppose it is?
I dunno. but watch your step. might be something down there.

Old School

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 07 Feb 2018 05:58:21 +0000

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you have a meeting with the joint chiefs, mr. president.
you like my cufflinks? from my days at the military academy.
oh?
they'll impress those guys.
you'll impress the joint chiefs. . . with cufflinks?
they'll beg to give me a parade.
they will?
bigly. like Putin's and little rocket man's.
I. . . don't know what to say.
totally old school, eh? and mine will be the biggest and best parade ever, believe me.
somehow I have no doubt.
what do those military guys know that I don't know?
sir, it's becoming increasingly clear every day

Nora Likes Nick Cave

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 15 Feb 2018 19:41:21 +0000

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what do you think?
I think it would be fun to wear.
really?
I mean like now.
oh. how about we wait til tomorrow?
you sure?
pretty sure, yeah.

Here's the "other" Nick Cave. The one who plays with the Bad Seeds. My video from Masonic Temple, in Detroit, entitled "the Tiny Fucking Little Screen," which you will understand if you watch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzBpnPF6fSw

Search and Destroy

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 10 Mar 2018 18:49:54 +0000

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he's in here somewhere.
yeah, but how are we gonna find him, sir?
your orders are to search the whole place.
yes, sir.
and while you're at it, destroy everything you find.
ah, sir? isn't that a little redundant?
hmmm. I see what you're saying. ok, new orders: um. . . search.
got it. nice and simple.
just how we like it.
that's what they say.
they do?

Extraordinary Rendition

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 15 Mar 2018 03:25:21 +0000

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what's he told you?
nuthin' boss. not a thing.
that won't last. he'll break.
I dunno boss. he's a tough one.
he's about to see that we're tough too. get me?
you mean. . .
exactly. you got the tool. use it.
gee, I don't know. isn't it outlawed by, you know, the Geneva Convention or something?
what're you, an expert on international law now?
no boss.
me neither. use it. he'll talk.
but it's so. . . icky.
I hate candy corn too. why else d'you think we have so much of it lyin' around? stuff makes me wanna puke.
I almost feel sorry for the guy.
you wanna eat that stuff yourself?
me? no way!
then go do it. it's fool-proof.
the poor son-of-a-bitch don't know what's about to happen to him.
I wouldn't wanna be him, that's for sure.
for sure.

Feed Your Fear

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 20:20:48 +0000

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say, alice, you wanna go out tonight?
ok, ralph. where are you taking me?
there's this little place in the city.
the city? is it safe?
oh sure. nuthin' to worry about.
I don't know. my parents, they don't let me go there. . .
just wear your, you know, boots.
on a date?
and maybe waders, too.
are we catching frogs?
I hope that's the only thing we catch.

Stockade

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:23:05 +0000

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what are all these civilians doing here, corporal?
civilians? they're, ah, tourists, captain. sir.
tourists? in this military facility? ridiculous!
ah, yes sir. we're, ah, decommissioned, sir.
what? on whose orders? we could be under siege at any moment! that's why we have our cannons trained on the. . . on the. . . . where the hell are all our cannons?
um, probably taken to a museum? or melted down? or something.
why wasn't I informed of this!?
it's all on the fort's web site, sir.
web site, did you say? what's a web site? I want those cannons back. AND our cannon balls! do you understand me, corporal?
yes, sir. can't have one without the other, sir. I guess.
the very idea! send a telegram! President Hayes needs to be informed! what is this world coming to?

Purge

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 07 Apr 2018 19:29:42 +0000

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hey, walt, how's the white house job going?
can't talk, ed. big purge.
really? still more firings? what a shit circus!
no, I mean me. I'm gonna throw up any second.
oh! sorry!
the chaos at work literally makes me sick.
do you need, I dunno. . . a bucket?
the hell with that. I'm doing it in the rose garden.
isn't the prez like, speaking there?
exactly.

Life's a Bitch

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 10 Apr 2018 03:53:36 +0000

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this place'll work. let's take it.
you nuts? it's been totally stripped.
exactly. room to spare.
but we don't need any room.
the kitchen will go over there. the pantry too.
you gonna be cooking?
no. you are.
oh? and what'll you be doing?
going out. call me when dinner's ready.
something about that don't sound fair.
hey, life's a bitch. know what I mean?
it's getting more obvious all the time.
tell me about it.

Frontal Lobe

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 26 Apr 2018 22:18:27 +0000

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good morning, herr doktor.
ah, there you are, my boy! come here, quickly! I've made an astounding scientific breakthrough!
oh? what now, doktor?
I've unlocked the secret of time itself! please sit here.
wow. that's really something.
just lean back and relax. this won't take but a moment, and will be almost painless.
what are you doing?
I must insert this device deep into your frontal lobe you see.
my what? won't that cause, I don't know, brain damage?
oh, tut tut. don't be so petty. we are talking about one of the great discoveries of the universe!
what's going to happen?
do not worry. you won't remember a thing.
really?
yes. in fact, you will have no memories at all. ever.
what's that got to do with time travel?
who said anything about time travel, my boy? I'm going to free you from the artificial constraints of time! imagine!
but with no brain function?
well, none to speak of. but I'm working on that, trust me.

Love Minus Zero

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 17 May 2018 20:58:07 +0000

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edna, you know I love you.
yes, stanley. I know.
and you know I would tell you anything you ask.
I know stanley.
there are no secrets between us at all.
and I love that stanley. but why is your coat on? are you going out?
yes, I am.
where are you going?
don't ask. I can't tell you.
after what you just said?
you trust me, right, edna?
don't ask, stanley.

Like There's No Tomorrow

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 19 May 2018 22:41:40 +0000

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I gotta hand it to you, lars, you really did it this time.
yeah? what'd I do now, egon?
you left the goods in the car, is what you did.
so?
so we're in here, while the car is way the hell out there.
so go get 'em if you want 'em.
that would require me to stop what I'm doing right now, see?
so?
and who knows when I'll ever get to do this again.
you live for the moment, dontcha, egon?
every second counts, lars. you should remember that.
I will, I will. but I'm sure that sandwich will still be here when you get back.
yeah? can I trust you, lars?
you know you can.
do I?
sure. sort of.

Pillar of Ba'al

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 19:02:57 +0000

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slave! I need you!
yes, lord ba'al.
look at this garbage text someone sent to me!
a text? let's see. "they demolished the sacred pillar of ba'al, then tore down his temple and made it into a latrine, which it is to this day."
well?!
it's a quote from the bible, lord. 2 Kings 10:27.
it's trash! heresy!
it kind of sounds like a threat. who sent it?
you know who.
you mean, jehovah? he texted you?
I knew I should have given him a better price on that '49 Mercury.
and maybe disclosed the defective oil pump?
that too.