Album My Posse from honeyj

Keeping It Real

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 19:41:05 +0000

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Do either of you need anything? Water? Anything?
No, we're fine, thanks.
I can see that.

Back-Up

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 02 Jul 2026 20:50:58 +0000

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Does the bus stop here?
I really don't know.
Ok, I'll wait anyway.
I thought you'd say that.

Roadie

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 21:29:26 +0000

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Have we met before?
I don't recall being introduced. Got a cigarette? I'm out of smokes.
I can see that this day is going to be weird.
Is that an issue?
Not with me it isn't.

Don't Look Now

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 21:02:27 +0000

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How long do you think I can balance?
I'm not sure of the minimum; but I know the maximum.
Yeah? What's that?
When the next train gets here.
There's a train?
Don't bother to look. You'll feel it soon enough.

Cause and Defect

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 24 May 2026 02:22:57 +0000

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I'd point that thing somewhere's else, if'n I was you.
Yeah? Well I ain't afraid of you.
Maybe not. But my little friend, you should be afraid of him.
Yeah? What's his name?
Colt.
That's a name?
Colt.45. You're about to meet him.
Actually, I'd rather not.
First intelligent thing you've said today.
And here's the second. I'm outta here.
You're not as dumb as you look, pilgrim.
How'd you know my name?
Just a guess.

The Real Me

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 16 May 2026 19:14:58 +0000

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And where do you think you're going, young man?
School, mom.
Oh no you're not. Not in that get-up.
But mom! It's "Future Careers Day!"
Oh? And what career are you trying to identify wearing that?
A super-secret undercover CIA counter-intelligence agent!
Well, you'll never be noticed in that disguise.
I know, right?

That's Fine

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:06:55 +0000

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Thanks for letting me wear your shirt. I like it.
Me too.
Really?
On you? Totally.

Face the Facts

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 04:19:33 +0000

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Here we are at what I think should be your next home!
Oh yeah?
Just look! If I only had one word to describe it, it would "spacious."
Let me just peek through the window here. Yes, I see what you mean.
The seller is very motivated. And it comes fully furnished!
Really? The dinette set is quite cute.
It's totally you! Shall I prepare an offer?
Sure, once I get unstuck from this window.

Fish or Cut Bait

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:24:45 +0000

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Any luck?
So-so.
What are you using for bait?
My ex-partner.
Your. . . what?
He was a crook. Got what was coming to him. Now he's fish food.
I see.
It won't take long for me to get a nibble.
You seem pretty sure of that.
Oh yeah. Caught a lot of fish with my last partner.
That is so good to know.

Agent 22

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 05 Apr 2026 20:29:57 +0000

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We have a new assignment for you, Agent 22.
Swell. What is it?
We have been getting reports from our American friends. . .
What did they manage to screw up now?
They've lost one of their best agents.
Which one?
Agent 38-24-36.
Her? She would be hard to misplace.
Nevertheless, they can't locate her. You are to do so.
And when I find her?
De-brief her.
I'll try. Except that she usually doesn't wear briefs.

RIP Jimmy 10/27/47 - 8/11/12
I love you

Make Noise Not War

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 18:27:13 +0000

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You guys ready for the leader's big parade?
We're ready, dude.
Who brought the stink bomb?
Right here. And I managed to find a way cool air horn.
Awesome. Check out these rotten eggs. My mom made them!
Righteous! Your mom rocks!
Yeah. She's across the street; she'll be screaming some nasty shit at that asshole.
I love family togetherness.
Me too, bro. It's way comforting.

Film. 1969.

Wild Life

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 08 Mar 2026 19:32:15 +0000

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Where are you going?
Nowhere. And everywhere.
What do you mean?
I walk the earth.
I sometimes do too, but usually to get somewhere.
Besides, I don't have a car.
Ok, well, call me when you get. . . wherever.
You want to just drive me?
Hop in. Where to?
Actually, I thought you might know.

A.D.D.

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 01 Mar 2026 04:49:46 +0000

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I think I want those two.
I told you. You can only have one.
Why? That's not fair!
Fair has nothing to do with it.
Yeah? Then what does?
How would we get them out of here?
What do you mean?
I mean without getting caught! Even just one is almost impossible.
Wait a minute. Are you saying this stuff isn't yours?
Where exactly do you think we are?
Uh, your house?
Really? A house that takes up an entire city block? With guards in every room, and a big sign on the front that says "Museum?"
I did wonder about that a little.
I am relieved to hear it.

Subterranean

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 17:55:39 +0000

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can we go up?
no way. why do you ask?
I thought I heard the all-clear signal.
well I didn't hear it.
man, we been down here so long.
go on up there then.
you don't wanna?
and start to glow at night? no thanks.
even for a coffee run?
fine. bring me an iced latte.
you want whole milk with that?
de-irradiated?
is that even a thing?
guess not. think I'll pass.
yeah, me too.

Drive, He Sd

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 03 Apr 2021 17:21:59 +0000

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oh, that reminds me. can I borrow the car?
to go where?
um, california?
what? that's over 2,000 miles away!
yeah. I'll need money for gas too.

The Hitcher

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 20 May 2020 21:10:19 +0000

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need a ride?
definitely.
where you from?
Detroit.
me too. I'm heading to LA.
this is Montana. you're a little out of your way, aren't you?
yeah, there's a few places I need to stay away from.
like where?
like most places between Detroit and LA.
isn't that kind of inconvenient?
very.

Culture Warrior

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 14 May 2020 03:31:05 +0000

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you sent for me, my lord ba'al?
yes. I'm tired of this judeo-christian propaganda. I want a holiday.
what kind of holiday, lord?
I want a holiday for me, dammit! like in the old days!
those were fun times, weren't they, lord?
indeed. blood lust. orgies. uninterrupted sex.
but that was centuries ago, lord. will it work now?
of course! people are more deviant than ever!
true. I mean, just look at the internet.
the what? never mind. get to work on it! like now!
yes, lord.
and while you're at it, I'm low on virgins again.
so soon?
keep 'em coming, slave.
certainly, lord.
and my used car lot?
yes, lord?
the inventory! it's too fucking high! find some buyers, dammit!
of course.
I'll need a new plaid suit for my holiday party too.
plaid? your taste is impeccable, lord, as always.
too bad jehovah didn't think so.
big mistake, not inviting him to your parties.
yeah, but what can you do?

Not the Real Me

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 21:05:36 +0000

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no? then who is it?
fuck if I know.
that is not very helpful.
no offense, but tell someone who cares.

That's Fine

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 23 Apr 2020 19:29:49 +0000

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thanks for letting me wear your shirt. I like it.
me too.
really?
on you? totally.

Scene of the Crime

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 20:04:37 +0000

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now, where did you say you saw this, young lady?
right there, officer. I saw it.
and what exactly did you see?
ooh, it was gigantic. and fast. and that poor swimmer. . .
there was a swimmer?
yes, and he had no chance. the thing was huge.
what happened to him?
he just disappeared. it was like he was bait.
bait, you say?
swimming in his clothes? who does that? and, well, my uncle, he's sort of a scientist?
what kind of scientist?
well, he does things with genetics? invents things.
what kinds of things?
like genetic mutations? huge sea monsters, I guess.
sea monsters. and how about the swimmer? did you know him?
oh. he was a reporter, for the local paper.
and this was your uncle?
did I say that? yes. my. . . uncle. he didn't like him snooping around the lab.
I see. and now the reporter's gone?
oh, yes. very gone. for good, I'm sure.
and where's your, ah, uncle?
oh, he had to leave. isn't it a beautiful day?
yes, it is. well thanks again, miss.
anytime, officer.