Contributions of the group Architectural details

Express Stop

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 15:08:48 +0000

honeyj has posted:

Excuse me. What time does the next train get here?
You're waiting for a train?
Well yes. The express stops here, right?
You see this pile of collapsing rusty steel over here?
I do.
What do you think that is?
Uh, the station?
Wait. Are you an SL guy?
Yeah!
Shit. So I somehow got dropped into the matrix. I assume that means this isn’t really air we're breathing?
Correct.
Got it. Ok. Here's what you do: go round to the other side of this heap of rotting debris.
Is that where the train stops?
No, but I'm hoping it'll let me escape your fucking fantasy world.

God of All Gods

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 22:01:30 +0000

honeyj has posted:

Slave! I need you!
Yes, lord Ba’al.
I’ve finished by autobiography. You may examine it.
Ok. Wait. What's this? You're calling it 'God of All Gods'?
Indeed! An accurate title, if I do say so myself!
Pretty self-important, even for you, lord.
My people love me!
Based on what evidence?
Your point?
May I be frank?
If that’s your name.
Actually it’s Kothar-Wa-Khasis. But you can call me Kevin.
Whatever.
Anyway. You may recall that your godly ass was kicked out of heaven ages ago.
And look at all the suffering mankind has endured since! When I think of what might have been!
You mean from here at the used car lot?
The miserable souls and tortured wretches I could have saved!
Except those you suckered into buying a shitty used car, right?
Yes, of course. Except for them.

In Your Dreams

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 21:08:06 +0000

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We got another shipment, Earl.
How big, Clyde?
A whole truckload this time.
Damn. That won't be easy.
That's why I want you to handle it.
Why not you?
Too dangerous.
But not for me?
C'mon! Chocolate mint girl scout cookies? You know I can't resist.
And you think I can? Dream on.
I'm dreaming, all right.That we finally manage to complete a delivery. One time.
This is a nasty business we're in, Clyde,
It is. You got your milk thermos?
You had to ask?

Homeland Security

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 28 Aug 2026 19:40:26 +0000

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Whatcha doin', Frank?
I'm setting up for the attack.
Attack? What attack?
Don't you know? The North Koreans, man! They're coming! I'm gonna be ready. They won't know what hit 'em!
But Frank, this stuff, it's, like, 19th century.
Fire and fury! And no hacking these bad boys!
Gee. Shouldn't this be something for the president to handle?
That moronic dirt bag? Are you serious?
No, not really.
Great. Now go grab some cannon balls.
You got it.

Not Jersey

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 17:10:05 +0000

honeyj has posted:

I'll take it. Wrap it up for me.
Wrap what up, sir?
You know, the building. I'll take it.
But sir, it's a building. And it's not for sale.
You're not listening. I want it. I'm taking it.
You're not from around here, are you?
No, I'm from Jersey. Why?
This building is a beloved art deco icon.
Yeah? So?
So I suggest you walk out quietly. While you can.
Oh do you?
A few of my friends will be right behind you.
Right. I see your point. It should stay here. But I'll come back and visit, ok?
Please do. And be careful out there. This is Detroit.
Yeah?
Yeah, not Jersey.

Depot

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:45:53 +0000

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What time's the next shuttle to Arcturus?
You just missed it. Next one's in a week.
A week! I can't wait that long!
Sorry, bud.
I gotta get off this rock! Way too much hostility! What else you got?
Just one tonight, the garbage scow to Oberon.
I'll take it. Even that scrap heap of a planet beats this place.
Ok, if you're sure. But I'd advise you to stay clear of the micro-organisms.
Yeah? How come?
They'll pick you clean.
No kidding?
They don't get live ones all that often.
Good point.

Great Moments in Science, Part 4

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 16:22:27 +0000

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Good morning, Herr Doktor.
Ah, there you are my boy. Please sit here.
What are we doing today?
You are participating in a monumental, groundbreaking experiment, the results of which will forever change the world!
Wow. What's the experiment?
To put it simply so you will understand: the dissemination of sexually-transmitted diseases through an inflatable doll!
Sexually. . . ?
Are you, eh, a virgin, by any chance?
Well, uh, I guess so.
Excellent! Here, blow this up.
Ok. Wait, are you holding a needle?
Not to worry! It's only a small injection.
Inject. . . . Am I going to get sick?
Who knows? That's why they invented penicillin! No permanent damage (I think)!

Cathédrale Saint-Étienne de Metz ... P.i.P. (© Buelipix)

nobody@ipernity.com (Buelipix) — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 16:21:49 +0000

Buelipix has posted:

Die Cathédrale Saint-Étienne de Metz (Cathédrale de Metz), ein römisch-katholischer Bau in der Stadt Metz.
Baubeginn war im Jahre 1240, Fertigstellung um 1525.
Im 18. Jahrhundert wurde ein neoklassizistisches Portal von Jacques-François Blondel hinzugefügt, was den Abriss benachbarter Gebäude zur Folge hatte.
Die Chagall-Fenster* in der Kathedrale wurden 1962 und 1969 entworfen und nach einer Ausstellung im Jahr 1970 endgültig im Dom eingebaut.

* Wie in diversen anderen Kirchen und Synagogen sind auch im Dom St. Stephan zu Metz einige Glasfenster nach den Entwürfen von Marc Chagall zu sehen.
Die Fenster sind ausdrücklich urheberrechtlich geschützt, die Bildrechte besitzen die Erben von Chagall und bei Aufnahmen in Innenräumen gilt die Panoramafreiheit nicht, das öffentliche Zeigen im Internet (auch nicht-kommerziell) ist ausdrücklich untersagt!

Like a Dog

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 10 Jul 2026 03:43:12 +0000

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Where you going?
It's time. I gotta go.
Whaddya mean? It's almost midnight!
Yeah. It's a full moon. They're waiting.
Who?
My wolfen brothers . . I mean my homies. I mean, oh forget it, you don't wanna know. Don't forget to lock the door.
You be back tonight?
Depends. If you think you hear dogs howling, just go back to sleep. It might not be, you know, dogs.
Howling? At what?
The moon. I mean, uh, how should I know?
Ok I guess. But, hey, aren't you going to wear shoes?
Shoes? Tonight? Nah. I don't need shoes.

Armored Division

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 03:45:12 +0000

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Are you ready for a walk, Stanley?
I am, Edna, let's go.
Ok. I'll just put on my sandals.
Uh, actually, do you have work boots?
Work boots?
Preferably steel-toed. And a helmet.
To go for a walk?
It's just a suggestion, Edna.
Maybe I should grab a flak jacket too?
Armored, if you have one.
This walk sounds like it'll be dreamy.
That's one way to put it.

G-Force

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 05:00:17 +0000

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Base to probe: are you ready for take-off?
We're strapped in and set to go, base.
We're starting the countdown now. 10-9-8. . .
Ah, base? Question.
What is it Carl? 7-6. . .
Well, I'm looking up, and, uh, well, I don't think the roof is open.
5-4. . What? Not open? That's impossible! You'll crash and be incinerated!
Roger that, Mr. Obvious. Can you open it please?
3-2. . . Right away, Carl. Don't worry. Just gotta find the remote.
1.0. . .
Those things get lost all the time, don't they?
Ha Ha! Tell me about it, Carl.
Carl? Hello?

Murphy's Law

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 03:17:51 +0000

honeyj has posted:

Is he in there, Paulie?
Yeah, boss. He's in the penthouse suite.
You're kidding. This place has a penthouse?
That's what Murphy calls it, and that's where he is.
Ok. Paulie, you come with me. Louie?
Yeah boss.
You stay here.
What should I do boss?
Just keep your eye on those windows up there.
What am I gonna see?
You're gonna see Murphy flying out one of 'em.
Yeah?
Yeah. So don't forget to duck.

The Deep End

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 15:44:55 +0000

honeyj has posted:

Ok class, let's start today's swim lesson.
What are we doing today, teacher? More dog paddling?
No. You're going into the deep end of the pool. I suggest you watch out for a few things.
What's that?
Chunks of cement and rusty rebar. Very sharp.
That sounds bad.
It is. Although not as bad as the remains of last year's class.

Everybody Knows

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:51:05 +0000

honeyj has posted:

What's new, Donny?
It's great: I am in the clear!
Clear of what?
The files. Or what's in them. I blocked them from being released, as only I was able to do.
Uh huh. So you benefit from what, exactly?
You see? I can't go down for what nobody knows. Of course it's fake news bullshit anyway.
Sure.
The economy is the envy of the world! It's a golden age!
And, uh, the war? Remember that?
Wow! Look at the time! Gotta date with the first tee! Catch you later, ok?
Right. By the way: everybody knows. E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y.
Knows what?
Forget it.

Counterculture

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 27 May 2026 20:49:49 +0000

honeyj has posted:

You really got into that sermon, didn't you Clem? You hardly stayed in your seat.
Marv! It was Bernice! I swear she was in there!
Impossible. She took off ages ago. Where was she sitting?
Not sitting! Flyin' around! Like an angel! I could almost reach out and grab her!
Dude. You hallucinating again?
No way. Next time I'll be prepared to counter the forces of gravity.
How's that?
Only one way my man: better dope.
That's it?
On my budget, yeah.

4/50 Sulferturm

nobody@ipernity.com (Thomas Heizmann) — Mon, 25 May 2026 04:46:13 +0000

Thomas Heizmann has posted:

Der einzige Aufgang zum Sulferturm
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3/50 Sulferturm

nobody@ipernity.com (Thomas Heizmann) — Mon, 25 May 2026 04:46:27 +0000

Thomas Heizmann has posted:

Das Sulferturm-Tor zur Sulferfurt
www.sulferturm.de

Too Rolling Stoned

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 17 May 2026 20:38:18 +0000

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You know, Earl, one of these days we're gonna make something of ourselves.
Whaddya mean, Cletis? You don't think we already have?
Look around you, man. You tell me. Is this the best we can do?
I dunno. I'm, you know, comfortable.
Earl. Put the crack pipe down and then answer the question.
Gee, do I gotta?
I guess not.
You wanna hit?
No thanks.

Arc of Creation

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:10 +0000

honeyj has posted:

Hello, lord. Are you working on something?
Oh, hello, archangel. I'm creating a new world.
Another one?
I'm gonna keep doing this until I get it right. Take a look. Nice start, eh?
Very nice, lord. What about the world you and I have been discussing these past few centuries?
Oh, that one? I'll tell you, if i wasn't for my favorite lake, I would have incinerated Earth long ago on account of those defective, self-destructive and idiotic humans.
Will you be visiting there this summer?
Absolutely, archangel. I just signed a lease for a cute little Lake Michigan beach cottage.
Dare I ask: who's the landlord? It's not. . .
Ba'al? God no. Someone named Asherah. Weird name, eh?
OMG! Asherah? She's Ba'al's primary consort and business manager!
What? Why that scumbag! He still running a used car lot? Where is it?
Paterson, New Jersey, lord.
Gimme that thunderbolt.
This one?
No, the bigger one. There's only one way to handle this.
In mysterious ways, lord?
This won't be too mysterious, archangel.
I can hardly wait, lord.

Free Radicals

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:25:41 +0000

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Whatcha doin', man?
I'm cutting up some fresh vegetables for dinner.
Yeah? Where's the meat?
No meat. That's out. I'm increasing my intake of antioxidants.
No meat? Damn. How come?
Doctor says I gotta cut down on all those free radicals. Know what I mean?
You mean those radicals are still free? Wow. I mean, I thought they was all thrown in jail years ago.
What? No, man.
So they out. Cool.
Sure. Whatever. Have a carrot.
I never knew you were so political.
Yeah, well these are turbulent times.
Right on with that.