Contributions of the group Architectural details

Too Rolling Stoned

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 17 May 2026 20:38:18 +0000

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You know, Earl, one of these days we're gonna make something of ourselves.
Whaddya mean, Cletis? You don't think we already have?
Look around you, man. You tell me. Is this the best we can do?
I dunno. I'm, you know, comfortable.
Earl.Put the crack pipe down and then answer the question.
Gee, do I gotta?
Nah.
You wanna hit?
No thanks.

Arc of Creation

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:10 +0000

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Hello, lord. Are you working on something?
Oh, hello, archangel. I'm creating a new world.
Another one?
I'm gonna keep doing this until I get it right. Take a look. Nice start, eh?
Very nice, lord. What about the world you and I have been discussing these past few centuries?
Oh, that one? I'll tell you, if i wasn't for my favorite lake, I would have incinerated Earth long ago on account of those defective, self-destructive and idiotic humans.
Will you be visiting there this summer?
Absolutely, archangel. I just signed a lease for a cute little Lake Michigan beach cottage.
Dare I ask: who's the landlord? It's not. . .
Ba'al? God no. Someone named Asherah. Weird name, eh?
OMG! Asherah? She's Ba'al's primary consort and business manager!
What? Why that scumbag! Where's that fraudster's used car lot?
Paterson, New Jersey, lord.
Gimme that thunderbolt.
This one?
No, the bigger one. There's only one way to handle this.
In mysterious ways, lord?
This won't be too mysterious, archangel.
I can hardly wait, lord.

Free Radicals

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:25:41 +0000

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Whatcha doin', man?
I'm cutting up some fresh vegetables for dinner.
Yeah? Where's the meat?
No meat. That's out. I'm increasing my intake of antioxidants.
No meat? Damn. How come?
Doctor says I gotta cut down on all those free radicals. Know what I mean?
You mean those radicals are still free? Wow. I mean, I thought they was all thrown in jail years ago.
What? No, man.
So they out. Cool.
Sure. Whatever. Have a carrot.
I never knew you were so political.
Yeah, well these are turbulent times.
Right on with that.

Conservation of Energy

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 21:06:02 +0000

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Wanna go to the market with me? We need a few things.
Nah, I'm working on a new project, and I may be close to a breakthrough.
What project? You've been lying on the damn couch all day!
That's the point. It's all about conservation of energy. A very important principle these days.
What about me? I'd like to conserve some energy.
Sorry, you're not part of the algorithm.
How do I get to be a part?
Get me some ice cream while you're out and I'll see what I can do.

Face the Facts

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 04:19:33 +0000

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Here we are at what I think should be your next home!
Oh yeah?
Just look! If I only had one word to describe it, it would "spacious."
Let me just peek through the window here. Yes, I see what you mean.
The seller is very motivated. And it comes fully furnished!
Really? The dinette set is quite cute.
It's totally you! Shall I prepare an offer?
Sure, once I get unstuck from this window.

When Men Were Men

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 17:09:57 +0000

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Lord, remember back when real men carried spears?
Ah, those were the days, archangel.
Man, we had fun then, didn't we?
All that fire and brimstone. Miracles. You name it.
We pretty much ran the show.
Well, except for that one so-called god, Ba'al.
Yeah. Ba'al. What a turd. And that name! Too weird.
He had alot of 'em fooled there, for awhile. Until we ran him off.
Yeah. Now he's selling used cars in Paterson, New Jersey . There's a god for you.
No doubt. Say, pass me a lightning bolt, would you?
This one?
Yeah. I feel a little . . . archaic. If you know what I mean.
Hey, go for it. You are the lord.
An undeniable fact, archangel.

The Vision Thing

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:28:49 +0000

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Slave! Come here! I need you!
Yes, my lord Ba'al. How may I serve you?
The palace renovations! What do have to say about them?
Why, they're beautiful, lord. Just look at that ceiling! It's spectacular!
Spectacularly dull! I ordered images of naked nymphs! Luscious maidens! You know. . .
Virginal indecency, O tasteful one?
Exactly! But this! This is totally lacking in. . . what's the word?
Vulgarity, lord?
Yes! I guess. Deposit that artisan before me!
Immediately, O merciful one.
And bring the usual array of whips! This aggression will not stand!

Oberlicht Rhein-Neckar-Zentrum

nobody@ipernity.com (Thomas Heizmann) — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 18:01:47 +0000

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Isotropy

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:59:21 +0000

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Pardon me, but where is this place?
Whaddya mean. Can't you read?
Oh, yes, of course. I see that. But where is this place?
This place is right where you're standin', bub.
Yes, but, you don't understand. Where is it?
Oh, I get it. Well, it's in the Milky Way Galaxy.
Yes?
Amid some 47 other galaxies, like Andromeda and Triangulum.
Ok, Now I understand. That makes it about 3 megaparsecs to get home. Much obliged.
So, you taking this train?
No, afraid not. It doesn't go to my stop.
Figure'd you'd say that.

Daze of Knights

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 20 Mar 2026 03:51:32 +0000

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Are you ready for tomorrow's tournament, Sir Knight?
Indeed, m'lady. May I be your champion?
You may. I will cheer for you.
Thank you madam. My steed and I shall stand erect in your honor.
Methinks, sir, you may be practicing that pose at present.
Ah. Er, yes. ‘Tis but a mere wardrobe malfunction, m'lady, no more.
One hopes you will put such 'malfunction' to better use on the morrow.
Yes m'lady. Of course. Very good advice.

Ground Control

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 17:53:34 +0000

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Base to Probe: do you copy?
Hello Base. We are preparing for lift-off.
What's the deal, Carl? We were expecting you hours ago.
Copy that, Marv. We've had a few glitches on our end.
What kind of glitches?
Uh, the denizens of this so-called planet are extremely curious. They've been climbing all over the spacecraft, treating it as some kind of architectural artifact.
They are of no concern to us, Carl. Do whatever you have to do to get back here.
I'm on it, Marv. The blast radius should incinerate the trespassers. I'll advise when we clear orbital velocity.
Good.
Would you like us to grab a few of these irritating specimens? I know you like them well-done.
Extra-crunchy? I can't say no that, Carl. You da man.
These creatures would never agree, but thanks.

Third-World

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 26 Feb 2026 21:13:26 +0000

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Good morning, Lord.
I'm not in a good mood, archangel.
What's the problem, Lord?
Humans. Their guns. The bullshit machismo non-stop killing.
Very troubling, isn’t it.
It's a sickness is what is. A defect in their nature. One for which they will pay.
Pay? How so,Lord?
Do I have to spell it out for you, archangel?
Well, you do work in. . . you know, mysterious ways.
This won't be so mysterious.
No?
Let's just say the Arcturans will be very pleased.
Ah, your latest world.
And a much improved one over its predecessor.
But Arcturans don't even know what guns are.
Right. They don't need to.

Kakistocratic Oath

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 05 Feb 2026 22:20:14 +0000

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Good morning, Herr Doktor. I heard you are back after all this time. You're looking very. . . well fed.
Yes, my boy, thank you. I've been conducting research on a major inquiry for a few years. In fact, I'm just finishing up my thesis for publication.
Really? What's the topic?
I have proven that the obesity of a country’s politicians is in direct correlation to corruption of its system. Remarkable, eh?
Wow. How did you do that?
I had to get myself elected.
You. . .
Then, as you can see, I put on a few pounds.
So you're saying. . .
I will definitely for sure put the money to good use.
You will?
Eventually. Not sure about the new airplane though.

And the angels pray

nobody@ipernity.com (Esther) — Sat, 31 Jan 2026 03:30:25 +0000

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"Recoleta Cemetery is one of the most visited highlights in Buenos Aires, famous for its stunning architecture and the famous figures buried there. Many people refer to it as a miniature city of mausoleums and monuments where the remains of Argentina’s elite, influential families, and historic personalities rest.

Spanning four city blocks, the cemetery dates back over 200 years. It contains around 4,700 tombs, with 75% still in use.

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One of the first things visitors notice about Recoleta Cemetery is the extraordinary variety of architectural styles. Far from uniform, the mausoleums here blend neoclassical façades with Gothic spires, Egyptian obelisks, Byzantine domes, and Art Deco geometry. Many resemble miniature chapels or cathedrals, complete with stained glass and ironwork.

These tombs weren’t just built to honor the dead—they were constructed to impress the living. The wealthier the family, the more elaborate the mausoleum. In some cases, architects who had designed national monuments were commissioned to build family vaults."

secretsofbuenosaires.com/secrets-of-recoleta-cemetery/?gad_source=1

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Shrine to the dead

nobody@ipernity.com (Esther) — Sat, 31 Jan 2026 03:30:29 +0000

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Captivating stairs

nobody@ipernity.com (Esther) — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 17:01:31 +0000

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Museo Nacional de Arte Decorativo - Buenos Aires, Argentina

Located in a former mansion, this museum contains European and Oriental decorative arts pieces, sculptures, tapestries and paintings from the 16th to the 19th centuries.

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Nach Weihnachten auf dem Weihnachtsmarkt

nobody@ipernity.com (Thomas Heizmann) — Sat, 27 Dec 2025 07:25:09 +0000

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The Day After...

Guggenheim

nobody@ipernity.com (Wilm) — Thu, 14 Aug 2025 20:14:48 +0000

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Detail of the Guggenheim Museum Bilbao.

Linien, Kreise, Rechtecke, Dreiecke, Trapeze, ......

nobody@ipernity.com (Gatto N.) — Wed, 29 Oct 2025 11:12:39 +0000

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Looking up

nobody@ipernity.com (Esther) — Sat, 25 Oct 2025 02:23:52 +0000

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Staircase at Hôtel de la Marine

Paris, France

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