Contributions of the group NYC

Stake-Out

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 11 Jul 2026 15:37:51 +0000

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There he is. See him?
Where?
27th floor, 2nd window to the left.
Ok, gimme a sec. Hey, forget that guy. Check out the 28th floor.
Oh man, you're right! Forget the perp! Who is she?
I don't know, but I'm putting on a longer lens.

Movement

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:48:44 +0000

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Whatcha doin', Carl?
Hey Vern. I'm keeping my eye on this thing.
How come?
Gotta make sure it don't move.
What? Carl, it's been here for like 140 years. It ain't gonna move.
You got it. Because I'll be right here makin' sure it don't.
Well, call me if anything changes.
Oh, you'll hear about it. Definitely.
Good to know.

Newell Reinvention: Extra Butter Forever

nobody@ipernity.com (Newell Reinvention) — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 14:55:32 +0000

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Wednesday, April 01, 2026

This photo* of mine was picked up by 6sqft New York and chosen as the feature image to this article:

MoMA PS1 to host free block party for 50th anniversary

MoMA PS1 is hosting a free block party next month to celebrate its 50th anniversary, bringing live music, food, and special programming to its longtime home in Long Island City. The event will take place across the museum’s plaza, courtyard, and galleries on Saturday, April 18, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., and include curator-led talks, artist activations, performances, and offerings from local food vendors. The celebration coincides with the opening weekend of “Greater New York,” the museum’s signature survey of working NYC artists, which highlights more than 50 multidisciplinary creatives in the early stages of their careers.
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* Photo originally taken on April 22, 2024

Aspect Ratio

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 16 May 2020 16:18:36 +0000

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the firing mechanism is jammed, sir.
that's unacceptable, private.
it's just that the gun is overheating.
lots of targets, eh kid?
I've never seen so many!
consider yourself lucky to be here. even if it is an alien invasion.
but what if they, you know. . . win?
then you can consider yourself lunch.
don't want that, sir.
no, not so much.

It Is What It Is

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 03:40:47 +0000

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it looks like a nice day today.
yeah? what's so nice about it?
what? is there a problem?
I'm with you, ain't I?
thanks for reminding me.

Dinner Party

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 26 May 2018 20:11:50 +0000

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stanley, we're almost out of scotch.
I know, edna. these people are soaking up the liquor like it's going out of style.
well, they're your friends, stanley.
where'd you get that idea? I thought you knew them.
me? I've never seen these people before in my life!
so we've got a house full of booze hounds we totally don't know?
great party, though, isn't it?
it is. it really is.

Nightlife

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 15 May 2018 21:55:00 +0000

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it's a beautiful night, boss.
it would be, if your cousin angelo did his job.
whaddya mean?
he didn't deliver the package.
he didn't?
which means I gotta find him, before our friends find me.
whaddya want me to do?
bring him to me.
ok boss.
once I get my hands on that rat angelo, then it'll be a beautiful night.

Over Under Sideways Down

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 13:10:24 +0000

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hey buddy, I suggest you don't stand there.
why not?
you're right under the edge.
yeah? so?
so, something is about to hit the ground from up there.
what?
you should have said who.
somebody's gonna fall off the overpass?
not exactly fall. and he'll be a body, alright.
geez. ok. I'm moving. tell me when it's over.
you'll know. he'll be screaming all the way down.

Market Economy

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:03:56 +0000

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like it? you can own it!
really? wait a minute! not so fast! you once tried to sell me the brooklyn bridge!
that? a slight misunderstanding. however, this one is priced unbelievably low.
no way! you're a fraud! anyway, it's the wrong color.
but a trifle! it was meant for you!
you really think so?
just sign here. you'll be very happy.
well, if you're sure.
I've never been more sure in my life.
I'm thinking. . . red. or maybe cornflower blue. to match my eyes. what do you think?
exquisite taste. do you have any larger bills? these 20s just weigh me down.

string theory

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 03:37:27 +0000

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what are you working on today, herr doktor?
my new project, my boy, having to do with string. . . .
string theory? great! the end of particle physics!
yes, well, you see. . .
you've made a new breakthrough?
well, in a sense.
a new theory of relativity, no doubt?
er. . .
doktor, you are a genius!
yes, well, see, I have a this nice ball of string. see?
a ball of string? why are you showing me that?
it's all in one ball.
what does this have to do with quantum field theory?
nothing! but the cat likes to play with it.
the cat?
isn't she cute?
totally.

track your package

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 19:29:58 +0000

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what time's the train?
any minute now.
will the package be on it?
it better be.
how will we recognize it?
it will be tall, blond, with two big, beautiful. . .
eyes?
you got it.
shouldn't be too hard to spot.
that's what I'm thinking.

klaatu barada nikto

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 19 May 2017 21:17:43 +0000

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where'd it come from, mister?
I don't know.
aren't you afraid?
not me. I'm a scientist.
I'm not afraid either.
are you a scientist too?
nope. I play a cowboy in this movie.

Parlor Guests

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 28 Mar 2017 04:24:01 +0000

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edna, where'd you put the mai-tai mix?
I don't know, stanley. check the pantry.
we need lots more chips, too.
I only have two hands, stanley. cant you do it?
geez, edna. I'm busy cooking up these hotdogs.
well, have them try the bean dip.
they did, edna. it's cleaned out.
damn! haven't these people eaten today?
they're fucking vultures is what they are.
well, it's your family, stanley.
that's how I know.

city lights

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 24 Dec 2016 20:07:00 +0000

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Stanley, do we have to walk? we'll be late for our dinner reservation with the Mendelsons!
oh come now, Edna. it's a glorious night for a walk.
but Stanley, if god intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented cabs.
nonsense. hold my hand. it's only another 19 blocks.

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nobody@ipernity.com (dsglass) — Thu, 22 Dec 2016 06:06:31 +0000

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Paparazzi Dogs, by australian artists Gillie and Marc.

size matters

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 18 Nov 2015 23:52:50 +0000

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sit down, agent 909, we have a new assignment for you.
glad to hear it, sir.
you might not think so when I tell you what it is. the odds against you this time are, frankly, overwhelming.
well, you know what they say, 'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.'
do they say that? we'll be sure to put that on your tombstone then.
big of you, sir.
government service has its benefits.
that I hadn't heard.

on the town

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 13 Jul 2015 22:05:15 +0000

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hey, mac, you need a cab?
yeah.
where to?
take me to the nearest pawnshop.
whaddya got to pawn? maybe I'll buy it.
this ring. gimme 200 bucks, it's yours.
what's it worth?
cost me 10 grand. means nothing to me now.
it's sweet. why ya want to sell it?
because she ran out on me, is why.
gee, that's tough, mac. but I only got 50 bucks.
I'll take it. now drive around awhile.
you gonna miss her?
nah. she's someone else's nightmare now.

snack food

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 11 Jul 2015 16:08:31 +0000

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we await your orders, sire.
are the centurions in place?
indeed, sire, exactly as you directed.
excellent. now these arrogant humans will learn a lesson.
shall I give the signal, lord?
not just yet. let me enjoy their pathetic ignorance.
as you wish, o wise one.
look at them. celebrating. as they meet their doom.
clearly, you are all-powerful, lord.
fetch me a goblet of sulphur. my mandibles are dry.
would you like some fresh human with that, sire?
oh yes, goody. a wonderful snack.
prepared just the way you like it, lord.
yes?
with an iridium glaze, and carbolic acid balls.
ooh. I'm salivating already.
we anticipated that, lord, and set the floor drains on full suction.

quantum weirdness

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:59 +0000

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good morning, herr doktor.
ah! my boy! look at this. I've proven that reality is completely dependent upon the minds of the subjects that perceive it!
what does that mean?
it means that, until you walked into the lab just now, you did not exist! just as a tree that falls in the forest makes no sound if no one is there to hear it.
but that's crazy. I'm here, aren't I? of course I existed before I came in.
not to me, you didn't.
and when I leave here?
to be is to be perceived! so you won't exist anymore! and neither will your bank account, for that matter! I wish I thought of this sooner. it's definitely going to be a money-maker.

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nobody@ipernity.com (dsglass) — Sat, 13 Jun 2015 03:31:43 +0000

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"There's rosemary, that's for remembrance;
pray you, love, remember..."

Multiple exposure in the Shakespeare garden, Central Park.