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Detroit Demolition

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 25 Apr 2018 16:13:04 +0000

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what the hell is it?
this, my friend, is my solution to the traffic problem.
c'mon. you're actually gonna drive that thing?
I am. get in.
no fucking way, man.
then I suggest you get out of the way. far out of the way in fact.

Food Group

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 23 Aug 2019 20:36:04 +0000

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oh my god! I just remembered something!
yeah? what?
I forgot to have breakfast!
what made you think of that?
I dunno, but let's eat!
good idea.

What We Think is What We See (I Think)

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:13:50 +0000

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what's up man?
I'm reading.
yeah? who?
Wallace Stevens. 'let us build the building of light'
he didn't write that.
of course he did.
nah. I think it sounds more like prince.
you would.

Dumbagogue

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 10 Oct 2020 17:43:28 +0000

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good morning, herr doktor.
ah, my boy! I have news!
what now, doktor?
with my new discovery, I will completely overtake the field of entomology!
wow. that's great!
ha ha! those cretinous insect nerds will bow before me now! the only problem is that I have a deathly fear of spiders.
uh, doktor. spiders are not insects.
what? excellent! world domination is ensured!
such. . . humility.
indeed! another example of my perfection!

Purity of Essence

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 08 Feb 2019 04:21:30 +0000

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don't you love nature?
I do. but you know what I love more?
what's that?
being with you.
really?
and dinner, of course.
right.
sleeping too.
ok forget it.

Carpe Diem

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 15 Apr 1995 20:52:17 +0000

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claude, it seems to me we're going the wrong way.
what? you don't think I know how to get there, lars?
well, we've been walking a long time.
so?
and you said it wasn't far.
well then, mr. smarty, why don't you just wait here for the bus?
good idea. can I borrow the fare?

Bulletproof

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:19:41 +0000

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hello? may I help you?
yes, you have an apartment for rent?
we do! it's a charming unit, in a very substantial and historic building.
good to know. but tell me: is it. . . bulletproof?
bullet. . . er. . . why do you ask, er, sir?
I have certain needs, you see.
of course! I understand completely! well, as a matter of fact, I believe. . . that is. . . yes!
you're sure?
quite sure!
very well. I'll simply run one or two tests.
tests?
take appropriate cover, in, let's say, 10 minutes?
what. . .?
the armament. it tends to ricochet.
yes, of course it would, wouldn't it?
and mind the shrapnel.
shrapnel?
explosive ordnance.
oh my. well! I very much look forward to executing a lease with you!
excellent. but don't ever use that word again.
what. . . ? oh. yes, sir! I mean, no, sir!
good.

Kind of Blue

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 16:16:14 +0000

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you know what I think?
pretty much.
really?
uh huh.
that's good.

Lars Attacks

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 27 Sep 2015 18:31:23 +0000

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sir! I'm receiving some very disturbing deep-space radio signals! I think we may be. . . under attack!
what?! where are the signals coming from, corporal?
I can't really say, but they're very loud.
I'm raising the threat level to Def Con 1. it appears we're at war, son. I'll close the door and notify the joint chiefs.
hey, that's strange! the signals suddenly disappeared!
no kidding?
uh, sir? who's in the next room?
it's that idiot Lars. listening to his cacophonous speed metal records. I hate that noise.
Lars? hmmm. I suggest we call off that threat level.
oh?
yeah, and maybe get Lars some head phones. for the, you know, safety of the planet, and all.
you think the joint chiefs would agree?
pretty sure, sir.

Mindless Entertainment

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 18 Jul 2019 22:21:46 +0000

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whaddya wanna do, eddie?
I dunno, joey. wadda you wanna do?
wanna ride the bus to the end of the line and back?
that sound like fun to you?
not really.
ok cool.

Life in the Big City

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 04:08:15 +0000

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does it speak to you?
oh yeah.
what does it say?
you really wanna know?
I do!
ok. we're going to hell.
oh. bummer.

Absolution

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 20 Apr 2019 18:43:18 +0000

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welcome, my son.
thank you father.
you come for the service?
um, maybe.
we offer food afterward.
oh?
care to stay?
absolutely.

Lookout

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 20 Jan 2019 17:19:48 +0000

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hey, man, mind if I set up my sleeping bag here?
actually, yes. I slept here last night, and will do so again tonight. so don't even think about it.
ok, thanks
hey, what did I just say? I'm sleeping here tonight. not you.
but I found it first.
didn't you hear what I just said?
where do I plug in my laptop?
what? does this look like a motel room?
my battery died.
that is not my problem.
you are just bad karma all the way around.
you'll get over it, hippie.

Life Form

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 15 May 2018 14:27:09 +0000

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can you hear me? what do you want of us? why did you come to this planet?
I don't think it's listening, sir.
nonsense, filbert. it's listening. we just have to talk louder.
maybe it doesn't speak English.
but it came here, dammit. not moscow.
well, maybe it went to moscow first, sir. maybe moscow actually sent it here.
by god, filbert, you're right! it's a commie plot!
brilliant deduction, sir!
call the white house! I've got to notify national security! no miserable commie dishrag alien is going to upset our way of life in the good ole US of A!

Life's a Bitch

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 10 Apr 2018 03:53:36 +0000

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this place'll work. let's take it.
you nuts? it's been totally stripped.
exactly. room to spare.
but we don't need any room.
the kitchen will go over there. the pantry too.
you gonna be cooking?
no. you are.
oh? and what'll you be doing?
going out. call me when dinner's ready.
something about that don't sound fair.
hey, life's a bitch. know what I mean?
it's getting more obvious all the time.
tell me about it.

the F-word

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 07 Apr 2016 02:53:42 +0000

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hello all you terminal insomniacs out there. I'm your radio host through the night, with a special treat for you, live post-punk from savages, and their cult favorite, fuckers.
ah, dwayne? can you hear me in the booth?
yeah jerry, what is it? I'm trying to do a show here.
you can't say that word on the radio.
what word, jerry?
you know, the f-word? you can't say that. it violates our broadcast charter.
what? but that's the name of the fucking song, jerry!
I know, dwayne, but we have our license to consider. we lose that, we're off the air.
ok, I won't say it. I'll just say the name of the song, ok?
what song?
you know, 'fuckers.'
are we on the air right now?
we fucking are, jerry. we have been this whole time.
fuck.

Nora Likes Nick Cave

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 15 Feb 2018 19:41:21 +0000

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what do you think?
I think it would be fun to wear.
really?
I mean like now.
oh. how about we wait til tomorrow?
you sure?
pretty sure, yeah.

Here's the "other" Nick Cave. The one who plays with the Bad Seeds. My video from Masonic Temple, in Detroit, entitled "the Tiny Fucking Little Screen," which you will understand if you watch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzBpnPF6fSw

Keep

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 08 Feb 2018 20:49:15 +0000

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the visigoth invaders will attack at dawn, my liege.
is the castle prepared?
it is. the cauldrons of boiling oil are in place.
archers?
ready.
fire arrows?
10,000, stacked, with fire pots.
did you shut the castle doors?
oh. well, uh, I might have left them open, my liege.
whatever for?
I thought a little breeze might be, you know, nice.
well close them, you idiot!
of course, my liege.
and don't call me liege.
ok, ralphy.
better.

Basic Transportation

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 17:11:19 +0000

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may I help you?
yeah, I need something to get around in.
how about this little number? it's our latest model.
gee, I don't know. it's kinda. . . strange looking.
how many bodies do you need to move at one time?
bodies? I mean. . .
this model can handle 4 quite easily.
4. . .
of course, we have more basic designs as well.
yeah. I think basic might be what I'm looking for.
of course. just make sure that they're, you know, dead, first.
dead?
before transporting them. we get a lot of calls from lost and confused passengers. quite an inconvenience.
I'll bet.

The Word

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 05 Dec 2017 22:43:58 +0000

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how is the creation of heaven and earth coming, lord?
great, archangel. but I've been thinking.
yes?
I think I like the number 8 better than 7.
pardon me?
why should I rest on the 7th day? I'm not tired. find me something else to do.
well, er, what did you have in mind?
I don't know. how about a demolition derby? I like car crashes. let's do that.
but, lord. cars haven't been invented yet.
spare me the details, archangel. make it happen. make it. . . loud.
how loud?
like thunder.
thunder? what's that?
you'll see.