Contributions of the group CHERCHEZ LES HOMMES

Face the Facts

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 04:19:33 +0000

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Here we are at what I think should be your next home!
Oh yeah?
Just look! If I only had one word to describe it, it would "spacious."
Let me just peek through the window here. Yes, I see what you mean.
The seller is very motivated. And it comes fully furnished!
Really? The dinette set is quite cute.
It's totally you! Shall I prepare an offer?
Sure, once I get unstuck from this window.

Agent 22

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 05 Apr 2026 20:29:57 +0000

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We have a new assignment for you, Agent 22.
Swell. What is it?
We have been getting reports from our American friends. . .
What did they manage to screw up now?
They've lost one of their best agents.
Which one?
Agent 38-24-36.
Her? She would be hard to misplace.
Nevertheless, they can't locate her. You are to do so.
And when I find her?
De-brief her.
I'll try. Except that she usually doesn't wear briefs.

RIP Jimmy 10/27/47 - 8/11/12
I love you

A True ★

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 30 Jun 2013 03:58:57 +0000

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Aren't you making breakfast?
It's your turn.
Fine. Oatmeal and rasins?
Wow. You're outdoing yourself.
Just the kind of guy I am.
True.

Subterranean

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 17:55:39 +0000

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can we go up?
no way. why do you ask?
I thought I heard the all-clear signal.
well I didn't hear it.
man, we been down here so long.
go on up there then.
you don't wanna?
and start to glow at night? no thanks.
even for a coffee run?
fine. bring me an iced latte.
you want whole milk with that?
de-irradiated?
is that even a thing?
guess not. think I'll pass.
yeah, me too.

The Hitcher

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 20 May 2020 21:10:19 +0000

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need a ride?
definitely.
where you from?
Detroit.
me too. I'm heading to LA.
this is Montana. you're a little out of your way, aren't you?
yeah, there's a few places I need to stay away from.
like where?
like most places between Detroit and LA.
isn't that kind of inconvenient?
very.

Not the Real Me

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 21:05:36 +0000

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no? then who is it?
fuck if I know.
that is not very helpful.
no offense, but tell someone who cares.

on the loose

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 28 Aug 2014 23:16:10 +0000

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you know where we're headed?
don't care.
how come?
I'm just along for the ride.
with me?
you got it.

My Way or the Highway

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 31 Mar 2018 16:57:22 +0000

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filbert, do you have the latest projections?
yes, sir. production quotas will definitely meet our expectations this quarter.
good. what about next quarter.
well, we're anticipating a slight downturn in sales. due to market factors. sir.
I don't like that filbert. I don't like that at all.
me neither, sir. but it's the global market.
I built this enterprise to affect the market. not the other way around. you get me?
loud and clear sir.
ok then. now get out there and do something about it. I expect to see an improved projection within a week.
a week. very good sir.
don't let me down, filbert. you've got a good future here.
thank you sir.
or did until today.
yes sir.

1968

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:47:08 +0000

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how do I look?
great, dave. you look great.
cool with the pipe and all?
way cool.
and my hair?
it's all great. can I have my bike back please?
oh. sure.
thanks.

Rebel Without a Clue

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 21 Nov 2017 23:04:11 +0000

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would you help me move some rocks?
where?
from the front to the back.
again? didn't I just help you with that?
yes, but now I want to move them back to the front, you see. turn and turn about.
what will you do in the back?
oh, I'll move other rocks there.
from the front?
oh no. from the side.
will you have to replace those as well?
oh yes. from the other side. turn and turn about.
of course. staying busy, are you?
would you like to hear what I do with the stones in my pockets?
no, but thanks just the same.

the professionals

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 01 Apr 2017 17:52:04 +0000

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it's coming. where's ernie?
dunno. he was right behind us.
damn. I bet he stopped at that ice cream place.
how are we gonna pull off this heist without him?
just get ready. there's no turning back now.
but he's got the plans!
what?
he wanted to carry something.
you gave him the plans? we're screwed!
so now what are we gonna do?
wait and have some ice cream?
RIP Jimmy
10/27/47 - 8/11/12

sole desperado

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:05:26 +0000

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listen. what if. . .?
yes!
really? do you mean it?
oui. totally.

Russian asset

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 22 Jan 2017 20:33:29 +0000

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hey, Claude, I hear you got a new government job.
yeah, it's great! I get to meet all kinds of interesting and smart people.
yeah? like who?
like all kinds. I met Putin the other day.
yeah? isn't he a total thug, killer and creep?
no way! he was really cool! said all kinds of nice things about me!
and so you think. . . what?
to me, if he says nice things, that's a real asset.
and that affects how you perform your job?
yeah! he even gave me some tips about emptying the trash! makes sweeping up at the White House a lot easier.
I can totally see how it would.
I know, right?

guy

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 14 Jan 2017 04:34:29 +0000

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you ever seen this guy before?
no. you?
I dunno. he looks awfully familiar though.
maybe you saw him in a past life.
could be. but which one?
does it matter? all of them were probably better than this.
yeah, I'm not exactly progressing up the food chain.
anyone can see that just
by looking at you.
back atcha.

problem child

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 19 Nov 2016 19:24:24 +0000

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I'm home, Edna. how was your day?
awful, Stanley! just awful!
what's the matter?
it's your brother! he's incorrigible! I can't take it anymore!
really? he's only staying with us for a few weeks. how bad can he be?
he acts like he's 13! he just plays with the dogs all day! making weird growling noises! and he's always hungry! I know he's your brother, but. . .
where is he now?
outside of course. running around in the yard.
I think I'll join him.
what?
and when do we eat? I'm starving.
I don't know. soon I suppose.
woof! I mean, good.

free will(y)

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 21 Jun 2016 21:19:01 +0000

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what's new, Willy?
oh nothin'. just another day.
you like living here?
well, sure, I guess. why wouldn't I?
I dunno. just thought you might get tired of it's lack of, you know, amenities.
hey! I don't have to stay here. I choose to, you get me?
of course. if you say so. but have you ever been outside?
what? out there? hell no!
is anything stopping you?
of course not! whaddya mean? . . . isn't it dangerous though?
oh yeah. it's dog eat dog.
so it's true! say, you're not a dog, are you? no offense; just checking.
woof! I mean, understood.

Darwin Award winner

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 15 May 2016 16:17:44 +0000

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hey, wanna see me go down this slide head first?
uh, dude, maybe not such a good idea. besides, don't you have other things to do?
yeah, tons! but it'll be fun!
ok, but I'm not sure Calvin here agrees with you.

stigmata

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 02:42:41 +0000

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is he. . . dead?
I dunno. don't get too close.
how'd he get here anyway?
how does anyone get anywhere? he just showed up.
maybe he's asleep.
don't count on it. something weird's going on out there. I've been seeing lots of guys like him.
just lying there?
yeah. but then they get up. pray that he doesn't.
why? what if he does?
we run like hell is what we do.

odd couple

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:38:06 +0000

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ok dog, I followed you out here. now what?
hey man, you're supposed to be the smart one. you tell me.
are there any birds around here?
I don't know! I'm a tourist here, just like you.
just great.
is it my turn to play with the boom stick?
grow some fingers, first.
I'm trying!

regard

nobody@ipernity.com (Lebojo) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:20:07 +0000

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en plus grand c'est toujours mieux ...