Contributions of the group Rusty & Ruins

estado

nobody@ipernity.com (Xysim) — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 15:45:21 +0000

Xysim has posted:

en malas condiciones

nobody@ipernity.com (Xysim) — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 23:35:14 +0000

Xysim has posted:

menos cuatro estrellas

puerta abierta

nobody@ipernity.com (Xysim) — Sat, 23 Mar 2024 02:07:20 +0000

Xysim has posted:

_open door

Creationism

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 19:55:17 +0000

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How are you today, lord?
What's up, archangel?
It's about your people, lord.
Which people?
On Earth, lord. Remember it?
Yes. I was still experimenting with the creation thing back then.
Right. Well, it is becoming evident that the humans' time there is about up.
You think?
Yes. They've over-populated and stripped the planet with never-ending short-sighted greed.
Too bad for them. I gave them brains. Let them fix it.
But they can't agree on anything, lord.
Then they'll end up in the toilet, won't they?
What do you think about providing a little guidance?
Oh, ok. You can send a few messengers. Carry my word.
What should they tell humankind?
Just this: wise up or die. How's that?
Simple. Direct. Will they understand?
You mess with my trees, my lakes and rivers, watch your butt.
Yes, lord.
I am no supreme being to be fooled with, no way.
Of course, lord.
And only idiots crap in the bed in which they sleep. Now go. I'm busy working on a little 4th dimension thing.
Oh?
Yeah, they're gonna love it on Arcturus.
They will sing your praises, I'm sure.
Whatever. But those idiot humans? You tell them: they break it, they own it.
Yes lord.

New Morning

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 04:22:43 +0000

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Help you?
Yeah, I'm here for my truck.
That thing? About about time. It's been here a while.
Yeah, like 15 years.
Where you been?
Busy.
Doing what?
Improving my attitude.
How'd that work out for you?
Things might be looking up.
15 years. Musta needed a lot of improving.
Hey. Fuck you. I mean, It did. It certainly did.

ISE[21] - retrieval {1 of 11}

nobody@ipernity.com (StoneRoad2013) — Thu, 01 Jul 2021 20:31:10 +0000

StoneRoad2013 has posted:

Series of 11 [?] images of 789 LG being prepared for her removal to the workshop for restoration. Now in a sorry state after being in storage for several decades. Images from a range of different views.

Armored Division

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 03:45:12 +0000

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Are you ready for a walk, Stanley?
I am, Edna, let's go.
Ok. I'll just put on my sandals.
Uh, actually, do you have work boots?
Work boots?
Preferably steel-toed. And a helmet.
To go for a walk?
It's just a suggestion, Edna.
Maybe I should grab a flak jacket too?
Armored, if you have one.
This walk sounds like it'll be dreamy.
That's one way to put it.

tres

nobody@ipernity.com (Xysim) — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:56:45 +0000

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eflujo

nobody@ipernity.com (Xysim) — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 16:12:22 +0000

Xysim has posted:

Infraestructura de vaciado

cúpulas

nobody@ipernity.com (Xysim) — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 12:39:43 +0000

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Cold Warrior

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 19:39:57 +0000

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What are you reading, Stanley?
Oh, hi, Edna. Our beloved leader has suddenly discovered a grave threat to national security and the very existence of our nation!
Really? What's that?
It's the commies!
Now? Where have they been these last several years?
He apparently believes they've been hiding in the Reflecting Pool all this time! Can you believe it? What a genius!
Algae Qaeda, eh?
Who woulda thought?

Illuminati

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 05:34:44 +0000

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Dude. let's grab some java.
Can't man. I got a meeting to go to.
What meeting?
Don't tell anyone. I joined the Illuminati.
Never heard of 'em.
It's very secret. You know. Underground.
Yeah? And they let a slacker like you join?
I saw their ad on Facebook.
That sounds so. . . secret.
Very. Only cost me 100 bucks!
Is that all?
Yeah! Cool, right?
For sure.

Fence around a very unhappy building!

nobody@ipernity.com (Peter_Private_Box) — Thu, 18 Jun 2026 21:14:04 +0000

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HFF!

Same building as www.ipernity.com/doc/2247998/53351444

Thank you for visiting!

Murphy's Law

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 03:17:51 +0000

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Is he in there, Paulie?
Yeah, boss. He's in the penthouse suite.
You're kidding. This place has a penthouse?
That's what Murphy calls it, and that's where he is.
Ok. Paulie, you come with me. Louie?
Yeah boss.
You stay here.
What should I do boss?
Just keep your eye on those windows up there.
What am I gonna see?
You're gonna see Murphy flying out one of 'em.
Yeah?
Yeah. So don't forget to duck.

Feng Shui

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 16 Jun 2026 20:32:25 +0000

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Edna, I think it's time we thought about redecorating.
Why Stanley? Our house has such an old retro look.
Frankly, dear, I'm afraid it's a little too old, and a little too retro.
Do you really think so?
I'm pretty sure, Edna.

very unhappy walls!

nobody@ipernity.com (Peter_Private_Box) — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 19:31:10 +0000

Peter_Private_Box has posted:

very unhappy walls this Wednesday!!

Thank you for visiting!!

Dog Eat Dog

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:16:30 +0000

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Hey, Larry. Man, you look awful!
Eddie, I just had the worst night of my life.
The boys wondered why you didn't make the poker game. What happened to you?
I was outside around midnight, minding my own business, when I got grabbed by the back of my neck and dragged into a hole!
Jesus! By who?
By that asshole wolf down the street, Butch. I thought I was a goner, man.
How'd you escape?
He dropped me in a corner and I played dead. When he turned, I hightailed it out of there!
Good thinking.
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there man.
It totally is. Good thing we're rabbits, eh?
Damn straight. Got a carrot I can borrow?
Sure man.
Cool.

Everybody Knows

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:51:05 +0000

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What's new, Donny?
It's great: I am in the clear!
Clear of what?
The files. Or what's in them. I blocked them from being released, as only I was able to do.
Uh huh. So you benefit from what, exactly?
You see? I can't go down for what nobody knows. Of course it's fake news bullshit anyway.
Sure.
The economy is the envy of the world! It's a golden age!
And, uh, the war? Remember that?
Wow! Look at the time! Gotta date with the first tee! Catch you later, ok?
Right. By the way: everybody knows. E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y.
Knows what?
Forget it.

Which do you prefer?

nobody@ipernity.com (Gavin Johnson) — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:43:45 +0000

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I've uploaded the black and white version of this before, but I'm really interested in which image people prefer, as I can't decide myself.

It was the colours in the scene that originally caught my eye when I walked past; with the faded paintwork and the dusting of moss giving it a pastel look. On the other hand, I think a high-contrast black and white look can work well with industrial subjects.

So, please help me improve my photographer's eye and tell me which looks better (or if neither works for you!) Thank you.

Failure to Launch

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:39:47 +0000

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Corporal! Start the countdown!
Yes General. Countdown starting now! 10-9-8. . .
Those scurvy dogs will never again insult our national pride!
3-2-1. . .
Fire the missiles! At last! our manifest destiny will be fulfilled!
Uh, General. We have. . . er, we have a problem.
What do you mean? Speak up!
The missiles did not launch, General.
What? Why not?
Um, it seems that someone, er. . . forgot to load the silos. Sir.
You mean to tell me there are no missiles in there?
Affirmative, sir. Do you want me to go get them?
Do I want. . . Yes! Immediately!
Ok sir. Can I. . . can I borrow your car?
Borrow my car? To get the missiles? Idiot!
I forgot my bus pass. I guess I could walk. Back by dinnertime.
Tonight?
Maybe tomorrow.
The White House is not gonna like this.