Contributions of the group " 1 A Industriedenkmäler / 1A industrial monuments" "

Art Class

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 04 Sep 2026 20:59:22 +0000

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Good morning, class.
Good morning, Mrs. Lubner.
Today is art day. Are we ready to be expressive and creative?
Yes, Mrs. Lubner!
Did you all bring your spray cans of paint?
Yes, Mrs. Lubner!
Ok, you may begin!
Can we paint anything?
Anything at all! Just try to avoid aiming for each others' eyes.
Yes ma'am!

Pearly Gates

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 30 Aug 2026 17:18:47 +0000

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Where am I?
You're dead. You're in heaven. Be happy.
I'm dead? This is heaven? Where's the pearly gates?
They're a myth. Forget about them.
You sure?
Don't believe everything you read.
But. . . What about Angel Gabriel?
Gabe? Gabe's not here. You got me instead. Murray.
Murray? Who are you?
I'm your guardian angel. So shut up and sign in.
Where's. . . god?
He ain't here neither. On vacation, I think.
Vacation? He goes on vacation? From heaven?
He gets real bored, actually. Can't blame him.
Where does he go?
Oh, he's got a place on a lake.
He does?
Yeah. One of those inland seas in Michigan. It's, like, heavenly.
I have to say, I'm disappointed. This place is. . .
Is what?
It's so. . . I don't know, trashy, and. . . filthy.
Hey, listen up! God likes it this way!
He does? But why?
So that all you morons with your heads up your asses can clean it! Be halfway useful for once!
Excuse me?
That's right. Self-righteous hypocritical pricks, is all you are.
God says that?
Says more than that, actually. But you didn't hear it from me, understand?
Sure, ok.
You flap your lips, I'll fuck you up. Got it?
Are you sure this is heaven?
Hey! What'd I just tell you? You disrespecting me?
No sir. Not at all. It's just. . .
This ain't no country club! This is heaven, dammit! You're here to work? Got it?
Yes, sir.
You people are so dumb. Believing in miracles.
But. . . but, they promised us eternal life, with the lord!
Lord's got no time for that, fool! Now go see Leon.
Who's he?
Your crew boss. Your lord and master from now on.
Are you sure this isn't a bad dream?
Dream? Ha! Ain't no sleeping allowed here!
So just tell me: if this is heaven, what's hell like?
Ain't no hell. Just heaven. Had to downsize.
Downsize?
Yeah. Because of the economy. So you missed hell.
I feel so lucky.
That means nothing to me. Now get your ass to work!

After the Fall

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:53:56 +0000

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Time for your weekly report, Private. Is it safe out there?
No, sir. Radiation levels are still way beyond toxic.
Even two years after the war ended. Fuckin' bugs.
They'll think twice about invading Earth again sir.
Maybe. But look at the devastation they left.
Yeah. Fuckin' bugs.
What did you say, Private?
I mean fuckin' bugs, sir!

Happy Fence Friday !

nobody@ipernity.com (Mecklenburg-Foto (Reinhard L.)) — Thu, 27 Aug 2026 20:46:18 +0000

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Hinter diesem Zaun befindet sich ein historisches Bauwerk. Von 1913 bis 1919 baute und testete auf diesem Grundstück am Ufer des Schweriner Sees der niederländische Flugzeugpionier Fokker seine Flugzeuge. Heute wird die Halle vom Schweriner Anglerverein genutzt.

"Anton Herman Gerard Fokker produzierte ab 1912 mit seiner AHG Fokker Aeroplanbau Flugzeuge in Berlin-Johannisthal. 1913 erfolgte die Verlegung des Unternehmens nach Schwerin-Görries und eine Umfirmierung in Fokker Aeroplanbau GmbH, die im Ersten Weltkrieg expandierende Firma wurde im April 1916 in Fokker Flugzeugwerke mbH umbenannt. Aus diesem unmittelbar am Schweriner See am Hintenhof (heute Bornhövedstraße) gelegenen Werk, von dem noch heute zwei Produktionshallen existieren, stammten die Fokker-Eindecker E.I bis E.IV, der Dreidecker Fokker Dr.I und die Fokker D.VII, Flugzeugtypen mit für ihre Zeit außerordentlichen Leistungsparametern." (Wikipedia)

Multiculturalism

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:01:47 +0000

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Egon, can I ask you a question?
Sure Lars. Go ahead.
What is it that makes people fear what they don't understand?
You want my opinion? Because they're morons.
Is that really what you think?
No. What I really think is that they're useless fucking morons.
Thanks. May I quote you?
Any time.

La Dolce Vita

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 04:03:34 +0000

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Get your dancing shoes, Edna, we're going out!
Oh Stanley! You're taking me dancing?
I got the raise. And the promotion. We are celebrating!
Wonderful! Maybe now we can fix up a few things around the house? What do you think?
Sure sure. But tonight: we live it up!
I mean, I know I've been nagging, but just a window pane or two, would finally be nice, you know?
Yessir! Gonna live the dream! Feets: do your stuff!
Stanley? Is it too much to ask for glass in even one window in winter? Am I talking to myself?
Look out! Gonna bring my fox trot! Cha cha too!

ETA

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 18:43:46 +0000

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What time's the next flight?
Fight?
Yeah, you know, the next plane.
You think a plane is going to land here?
Well, yeah! This is the terminal, isn't it?
Sure. You could call it that, if you want.
Say, you got some heavy-duty luggage there. Kinda looks like cut-off steel i-beams. Curious. How the hell did you manage to drag all that in here?
Oh it was already. . . I mean, yeah, it was difficult!
So you're waiting for a plane?
Uh. . . sure! Just like you!
Cool. Well I'm gonna find where to check my bags. You need help with. . . that?
Un, no! Thanks. I got it. But watch out for the collapsed, I mean lowered, ceiling in the. . . uh, check-in area. Must be doing, you know, renovations.
Seems like a lot of it.
It does! Gotta stay up-to-date, I guess.
It's all about service, right?
Totally!

Rocket Science

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 20:46:44 +0000

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I couldn't live here.
Who's asking you to?
Oh, I was just anticipating your next question.
Yeah? What am I gonna ask you now?
Am I hungry?
Keeee-rect! What's your answer?
I'm starved.
Me too. Let's eat.
Well that was easy.
Hey, it's not rocket science, you know.

Personal Effects

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 28 Jul 2026 20:32:02 +0000

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Bad news, man. I've been evicted.
Damn, that's harsh. Moving is the worst.
You said it. Plus, I've accumulated so much stuff! I mean, it's unbelievable what's in here! And the thing is, I can't bear leaving any of it.
You're taking it all?
Yeah, I gotta.
Even. . . .Even this giant. . . thing?
Man, I gotta keep that! I've been through so much with it! It's like a part of the family!
Yeah, but, dude. How are you gonna get it out of here?
Drive it, of course.
Drive it? Does it even run?
You mean it might not? Don't even say that!
Ok, you didn't hear it from me. I'm sure it'll start.
Jesus! You had me worried there for a second!
It's in perfect shape. When, ah, when was the last time you fired it up?
Hmmm. Let's see. Who was president during Watergate?
What? It's been sitting here 50 years?
No man! I was just quizzing you! Only about 40! It'll be a snap, right?
Totally.

Kran-Detail im Hafenmuseum (PiP)

nobody@ipernity.com (volker_hmbg) — Mon, 21 May 2018 06:57:31 +0000

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Das Hafenmuseum in Hamburg ist eine Außenstelle des Museums der Arbeit in Barmbek. Ausführliche Informationen bei WIKI:

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafenmuseum_%28Hamburg%29

Like a Dog

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 10 Jul 2026 03:43:12 +0000

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Where you going?
It's time. I gotta go.
Whaddya mean? It's almost midnight!
Yeah. It's a full moon. They're waiting.
Who?
My wolfen brothers . . I mean my homies. I mean, oh forget it, you don't wanna know. Don't forget to lock the door.
You be back tonight?
Depends. If you think you hear dogs howling, just go back to sleep. It might not be, you know, dogs.
Howling? At what?
The moon. I mean, uh, how should I know?
Ok I guess. But, hey, aren't you going to wear shoes?
Shoes? Tonight? Nah. I don't need shoes.

Santa Laura

nobody@ipernity.com (Gudrun) — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 06:54:35 +0000

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Humberstone and Santa Laura saltpeter works were inscribed as UNESCO World Heritage in 2005.

Full description: whc.unesco.org/en/list/1178

HWW!

Art of the Deal

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 03 Jul 2026 21:00:10 +0000

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Hello, madam.How are you today?
Fine. Whaddya want?
We are here to make sure you are satisfied with your new wallpaper.
I don't know. There's something about the place that don't seem the same.
What exactly is that?
Take a look.
Ok. Um. . . where are the walls?
I was about to ask you that question.They seem to have disappeared, along with the wallpaper.
Yes, well, ah, might we suggest a slight, ah, reduction of your bill.
Good idea.
In fact, maybe we should just forget that we ever met.
Deal.

Illuminati

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 05:34:44 +0000

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Dude. let's grab some java.
Can't man. I got a meeting to go to.
What meeting?
Don't tell anyone. I joined the Illuminati.
Never heard of 'em.
It's very secret. You know. Underground.
Yeah? And they let a slacker like you join?
I saw their ad on Facebook.
That sounds so. . . secret.
Very. Only cost me 100 bucks!
Is that all?
Yeah! Cool, right?
For sure.

Free Radicals

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:25:41 +0000

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Whatcha doin', man?
I'm cutting up some fresh vegetables for dinner.
Yeah? Where's the meat?
No meat. That's out. I'm increasing my intake of antioxidants.
No meat? Damn. How come?
Doctor says I gotta cut down on all those free radicals. Know what I mean?
You mean those radicals are still free? Wow. I mean, I thought they was all thrown in jail years ago.
What? No, man.
So they out. Cool.
Sure. Whatever. Have a carrot.
I never knew you were so political.
Yeah, well these are turbulent times.
Right on with that.

Nur das Stahlgerüst... (2 PiP)

nobody@ipernity.com (volker_hmbg) — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 13:50:12 +0000

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..der ehemaligen Schilleroper ist noch vorhanden. Sie war im Jahr 1890 für den Circus Busch erbaut worden und wurde 1891 mit einer Galavorstellung eröffnet. Der Bau fasste insgesamt dreitausend Zuschauer - in Nebengebäuden befanden sich u. a. Artistenwohnungen, ein Requisitenfundus und Elefantenställe.
Ab 1904 wurde der frühere Zirkusbau nach Plänen des Architekten Ernst Michaelis zum Theater umgebaut und am 20. April 1905 mit Schillers Wilhelm Tell wiedereröffnet - daher die noch heute gebräuliche Bezeichnung.
Mehr bei wiki: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schilleroper

2011 sah es noch so aus:

Dann begann der Verfall:

(clickable)

Im Pip 2 der Blick von dieser Stelle in Richtung Neuer Pferdemarkt:

Snowdrift fence

nobody@ipernity.com (Gudrun) — Fri, 02 Mar 2018 07:02:25 +0000

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At the Røros smelthytta
rorosmuseet.no/en/smelthytta-museum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B8ros

HFF everybody, don't get snowed under!

Feng Shui

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 16 Jun 2026 20:32:25 +0000

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Edna, I think it's time we thought about redecorating.
Why Stanley? Our house has such an old retro look.
Frankly, dear, I'm afraid it's a little too old, and a little too retro.
Do you really think so?
I'm pretty sure, Edna.

Dog Eat Dog

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:16:30 +0000

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Hey, Larry. Man, you look awful!
Eddie, I just had the worst night of my life.
The boys wondered why you didn't make the poker game. What happened to you?
I was outside around midnight, minding my own business, when I got grabbed by the back of my neck and dragged into a hole!
Jesus! By who?
By that asshole wolf down the street, Butch. I thought I was a goner, man.
How'd you escape?
He dropped me in a corner and I played dead. When he turned, I hightailed it out of there!
Good thinking.
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there man.
It totally is. Good thing we're rabbits, eh?
Damn straight. Got a carrot I can borrow?
Sure man.
Cool.

Failure to Launch

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:39:47 +0000

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Corporal! Start the countdown!
Yes General. Countdown starting now! 10-9-8. . .
Those scurvy dogs will never again insult our national pride!
3-2-1. . .
Fire the missiles! At last! our manifest destiny will be fulfilled!
Uh, General. We have. . . er, we have a problem.
What do you mean? Speak up!
The missiles did not launch, General.
What? Why not?
Um, it seems that someone, er. . . forgot to load the silos. Sir.
You mean to tell me there are no missiles in there?
Affirmative, sir. Do you want me to go get them?
Do I want. . . Yes! Immediately!
Ok sir. Can I. . . can I borrow your car?
Borrow my car? To get the missiles? Idiot!
I forgot my bus pass. I guess I could walk. Back by dinnertime.
Tonight?
Maybe tomorrow.
The White House is not gonna like this.