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Product Placement

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 08 May 2026 17:54:59 +0000

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Any news, Perkins?
Nothing's gone in or come out, sir.
How about on the radio?
No word yet. Wait a minute! I'm getting something!
What is it?
Oh my god! it's the most awful screaming! it sounds like manic banshees from hell!
Great! The product run-out is a smash!
Product?
They found the new double-stuffed chocolate cookies! They're killing themselves over them!
And that's. . . good?
We've got a hit, Perkins. Good work. The board will go ape. There might even be a promotion in it for you. Maybe.
What about the. . . er, casualties, sir?
What about them? Stay in your lane, Perkins.
Yes, sir. Of course, sir.

None Shall Pass

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:17:24 +0000

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Excuse me, sir. Is this the way to get into the bay? We might want to tie up and do some shopping.
None shall pass.
Er, what? What do you mean?
None shall pass.
I don't really understand what you're trying to say.
None shall pass.
Say, I notice you have no arms or legs.
What of it?
Oh, I dunno. Just thought maybe I'd seen you somewhere before.
You think? What'd you say your name is?
l am Arthur, King of the. . .
Never hearda ya.
Yes of course. Must have been somebody else.
None shall. . . I mean, yeah, must have been.

Been Down So Long

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 28 Aug 2019 03:37:36 +0000

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hey, curtis, how goes it?
life in the big city, man. you know how it is.
I do. it's tough.
but listen: I'm getting a new shipment of armaments next week.
great! the battlements been lookin' a little bare lately.
seems to me, it's time to collect some docking fees.
you know those big boys are not gonna like it.
yeah, but I figure a few well-placed 32-pound cannonballs will bring 'em around.
and then the cash flows in, eh?
it's fairly foolproof, way I see it.
no doubt.

Home Improvement

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 08 Mar 2019 21:44:02 +0000

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guess what, edna. I put a down payment on our dream house!
wonderful, stanleyl! when can we move in?
very soon. it just needs a little fixing up.
ok. are the curtains nice?
well, no. there's no curtains. and, in fact, no windows either, actually.
no windows? is it. . . . livable?
not really. but it's got a great view, I promise. and it's heavily fortified against attack too.
what. . . ?
take it from me: that was a strong selling point.
I'm sure it was, stanley.

homeland security

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 10 Aug 2017 19:05:19 +0000

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whatcha doin', frank?
I'm setting up for the attack.
attack? what attack?
don't you know? the north koreans, man! they're coming!
they are? so what's all this?
I'm gonna be ready for 'em. they won't know what hit 'em.
but frank, this stuff. it's, like, 19th century.
fire and fury! and no hacking either!
why don't you leave it to the president to handle?
that moronic dirt bag? are you serious?
no, not really.
great. now go grab some more cannon balls.
you got it.

investment opportunity

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 04 Jul 2017 16:25:46 +0000

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nice, eh?
it is.
look at all that waterfront property. you'd think someone would have developed it by now.
um. . . there's already. . .
that's how I am though. always thinking! seeing hidden opportunity everywhere.
you are. . . so smart.
the smartest!

Alternative Facts

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 28 Jan 2017 21:17:06 +0000

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When is he due in?
Any time now. On a big cargo ship.
He'll be be suspicious. He don't know us.
So?
So what are we gonna tell him?
We just give him the facts, is all.
You think that's a good idea?
We'll give him our version of the facts.
You mean, we just make something up?
Works in the White House, don't it?
Good plan.

the digital age

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 01 Dec 2016 03:59:44 +0000

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what are we doing here, lou?
we're waiting for the shipment.
here?
it'll cruise right under that bridge.
how do we make contact?
they'll send a signal.
how?
over the radio.
what radio?
the one in your. . . where's the radio?
that's a radio? it's back in the car.
what? I told you to grab it!
that? I thought you were talking about the bagged lunch I made.
bagged. . . are you shitting me?
tuna and green onions. just the way you like it. cookies too. see?
gimme that! now go get the damn radio.
just don't eat it all, ok?
get going. we miss the shipment, you'll be worrying about more than a tuna sandwich.
ok, but at least leave me a cookie.
go!
cookie?
ok! jesus!
awesome.