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Aftermath

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 12 Sep 2026 21:41:18 +0000

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Stanley, where are we? And what is that awful noise? It's driving me crazy!
There's no noise, Edna. It's all in your head.
Oh man, it hurts. What did I have to drink last night?
What didn't you drink? They ran out of booze.
You're kidding! Oh my god.
Yeah, and guess what? We went to the wrong party.
We what?
Look around. You recognize this place?
Well, no, but. . . shit! Where are we?
Hey, don't worry. Nothing was caught on film.
You sure?
Positive. And a good thing for you, too, you little minx.
Why do you say that?
Your smile stopped traffic.
So?
That's all you were wearing at the time.

Class Warfare

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 27 Aug 2026 20:32:30 +0000

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Rocco, it's collection day. Get out there and make the rounds.
Ok, but hey boss, can you get somebody else to do it today?
Whaddya mean, somebody else?
I dunno, it just seems, like, unfair.
What are you talking about?
Collecting money from people who don't have it.
What exactly is your point?
Well, it just feels like, you know, the rich taking from the poor.
Let me ask you something: you like breathing?
Uh, yeah.
Do you want to keep on breathing?
Yeah.
Do I need to be any clearer?
No boss. I’m on it.
Good.

Launch Codes (Коды запуска)

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 20:42:14 +0000

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Which one is it, sire?
The tall one, over there.
How can you tell?
I know. I designed it.
No kidding? It might as well be invisible.
That's the idea.
Disguised as a building. How cool is that?
It's ancient technology now, of course.
Yes, but these humans. . .
Have not a single clue. They've never spotted us. We launch at dawn, finally going home.
So exciting! It makes my tentacles positively quiver!
Yes, I heard that about you, Kevin.
Um. . . you did?
After centuries on this rock, I don't need your icky messes to fuck it up now. So stifle those leaks. It's disgusting! You follow?
I do, sire. I totally do.

Stake-Out

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 11 Jul 2026 15:37:51 +0000

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There he is. See him?
Where?
27th floor, 2nd window to the left.
Ok, gimme a sec. Hey, forget that guy. Check out the 28th floor.
Oh man, you're right! Forget the perp! Who is she?
I don't know, but I'm putting on a longer lens.

Movement

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:48:44 +0000

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Whatcha doin', Carl?
Hey Vern. I'm keeping my eye on this thing.
How come?
Gotta make sure it don't move.
What? Carl, it's been here for like 140 years. It ain't gonna move.
You got it. Because I'll be right here makin' sure it don't.
Well, call me if anything changes.
Oh, you'll hear about it. Definitely.
Good to know.

Isotropy

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:59:21 +0000

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Pardon me, but where is this place?
Whaddya mean. Can't you read?
Oh, yes, of course. I see that. But where is this place?
This place is right where you're standin', bub.
Yes, but, you don't understand. Where is it?
Oh, I get it. Well, it's in the Milky Way Galaxy.
Yes?
Amid some 47 other galaxies, like Andromeda and Triangulum.
Ok, Now I understand. That makes it about 3 megaparsecs to get home. Much obliged.
So, you taking this train?
No, afraid not. It doesn't go to my stop.
Figure'd you'd say that.

FDNY

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:10:09 +0000

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This ain't the place, Louie.
How do you know, boss?
It's a firehouse, that's how.
So? Can't he be in there?
Nah. He ain't no fireman.
What is he?
A rat. A dirty, stinkin' no-good lousy rat, is what he is.
Right. He probably ain't in there, then.
Keep looking. There's a rat's nest around here somewhere.
Right boss.
And wherever it is, you can bet he'll be in it.

Aspect Ratio

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 16 May 2020 16:18:36 +0000

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the firing mechanism is jammed, sir.
that's unacceptable, private.
it's just that the gun is overheating.
lots of targets, eh kid?
I've never seen so many!
consider yourself lucky to be here. even if it is an alien invasion.
but what if they, you know. . . win?
then you can consider yourself lunch.
don't want that, sir.
no, not so much.

Hide in Plain Sight

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 06 May 2020 21:36:03 +0000

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master, I can't seem to signal the orbiting station. there's too much interference in this building.
hmmm. why don't you try going up to the roof?
well I would, sire, but these tentacles sort of, you know, stand out.
yes, earthlings are quite extremity-impaired, aren't they?
indeed, and I'd prefer not to advertise that fact.
(sigh.) I hate to give up this luxurious suite. but let's return to the rest of our squad at the aquarium.
squad, sire? a squad of squid? good one. ha ha!
that wasn't a joke, centurion.
no sire. of course not sire.

It Is What It Is

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 03:40:47 +0000

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it looks like a nice day today.
yeah? what's so nice about it?
what? is there a problem?
I'm with you, ain't I?
thanks for reminding me.

Dinner Party

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 26 May 2018 20:11:50 +0000

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stanley, we're almost out of scotch.
I know, edna. these people are soaking up the liquor like it's going out of style.
well, they're your friends, stanley.
where'd you get that idea? I thought you knew them.
me? I've never seen these people before in my life!
so we've got a house full of booze hounds we totally don't know?
great party, though, isn't it?
it is. it really is.

Nightlife

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 15 May 2018 21:55:00 +0000

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it's a beautiful night, boss.
it would be, if your cousin angelo did his job.
whaddya mean?
he didn't deliver the package.
he didn't?
which means I gotta find him, before our friends find me.
whaddya want me to do?
bring him to me.
ok boss.
once I get my hands on that rat angelo, then it'll be a beautiful night.

Over Under Sideways Down

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 13:10:24 +0000

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hey buddy, I suggest you don't stand there.
why not?
you're right under the edge.
yeah? so?
so, something is about to hit the ground from up there.
what?
you should have said who.
somebody's gonna fall off the overpass?
not exactly fall. and he'll be a body, alright.
geez. ok. I'm moving. tell me when it's over.
you'll know. he'll be screaming all the way down.

Market Economy

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:03:56 +0000

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like it? you can own it!
really? wait a minute! not so fast! you once tried to sell me the brooklyn bridge!
that? a slight misunderstanding. however, this one is priced unbelievably low.
no way! you're a fraud! anyway, it's the wrong color.
but a trifle! it was meant for you!
you really think so?
just sign here. you'll be very happy.
well, if you're sure.
I've never been more sure in my life.
I'm thinking. . . red. or maybe cornflower blue. to match my eyes. what do you think?
exquisite taste. do you have any larger bills? these 20s just weigh me down.

low-life

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 08 Oct 2017 16:51:39 +0000

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see that guy?
what guy?
that one. the one with the gun.
no. what's he doing?
he's making a very big mistake.
what kind of mistake?
he's got it pointed at my cousin, vinny.
no shit?
get down there and take care of him.
take care of him how?
so that he will never need taking care of again. know what I mean?
that's pretty clear.
I thought you'd understand.

track your package

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 19:29:58 +0000

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what time's the train?
any minute now.
will the package be on it?
it better be.
how will we recognize it?
it will be tall, blond, with two big, beautiful. . .
eyes?
you got it.
shouldn't be too hard to spot.
that's what I'm thinking.

klaatu barada nikto

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 19 May 2017 21:17:43 +0000

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where'd it come from, mister?
I don't know.
aren't you afraid?
not me. I'm a scientist.
I'm not afraid either.
are you a scientist too?
nope. I play a cowboy in this movie.

Parlor Guests

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 28 Mar 2017 04:24:01 +0000

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edna, where'd you put the mai-tai mix?
I don't know, stanley. check the pantry.
we need lots more chips, too.
I only have two hands, stanley. cant you do it?
geez, edna. I'm busy cooking up these hotdogs.
well, have them try the bean dip.
they did, edna. it's cleaned out.
damn! haven't these people eaten today?
they're fucking vultures is what they are.
well, it's your family, stanley.
that's how I know.

city lights

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 24 Dec 2016 20:07:00 +0000

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Stanley, do we have to walk? we'll be late for our dinner reservation with the Mendelsons!
oh come now, Edna. it's a glorious night for a walk.
but Stanley, if god intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented cabs.
nonsense. hold my hand. it's only another 19 blocks.

size matters

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 18 Nov 2015 23:52:50 +0000

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sit down, agent 909, we have a new assignment for you.
glad to hear it, sir.
you might not think so when I tell you what it is. the odds against you this time are, frankly, overwhelming.
well, you know what they say, 'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.'
do they say that? we'll be sure to put that on your tombstone then.
big of you, sir.
government service has its benefits.
that I hadn't heard.