https://www.ipernity.com/tag/43980/keyword/5973666 https://cdn.ipernity.com/p/101/CC/AB/43980.buddy.jpg https://www.ipernity.com/tag/43980/keyword/5973666 Sat, 12 Sep 2026 20:25:17 +0000 Sat, 12 Sep 2026 20:25:17 +0000 https://www.ipernity.com https://www.ipernity.com/doc/43980/53344352 tag:ipernity.com,2026-06-06,doc-53344352 Sat, 06 Jun 2026 19:48:15 +0000 2016-02-29T05:23:22-04:00 nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) <p class="who"><a href="https://www.ipernity.com/home/43980">honeyj</a> has posted:</p><p class="preview"><a href="https://www.ipernity.com/doc/43980/53344352"><img src="https://cdn.ipernity.com/200/43/52/53344352.e6b97090.240.jpg?r2" width="240" height="150" alt=""/></a></p><div class="description">Stanley, there's someone at the door. Could it be the gardeners?<br /> I'll get it Edna. It's not the gardeners.<br /> Then who is it?<br /> Actually, it's the oil company guys. They made me an offer I couldn't refuse.<br /> Offer? What kind of offer?<br /> They want to drill in our back yard. <br /> Drill? You mean, for oil?<br /> Yes, dear. They promised to be very careful. They'll even try not to destroy the Japanese temple. Too much.<br /> Stanley! You turned our garden into an oil field? That's. . . horrible!<br /> But Edna, our mineral rights are worth a fortune! And they'll only be drilling for 9 or 10 years. You'll hardly notice!<br /> Well, if you think it's for the best, Stanley.<br /> Trust me, Edna. It is.<br /> Can I still take my morning dip in the pond?<br /> Of course! I suggest you wear a hazmat suit, though. That oil scum can be tricky to wash off.</div> Zen Blaster <p class="who"><a href="https://www.ipernity.com/home/43980">honeyj</a> has posted:</p><p class="preview"><a href="https://www.ipernity.com/doc/43980/53344352"><img src="https://cdn.ipernity.com/200/43/52/53344352.e6b97090.240.jpg?r2" width="240" height="150" alt=""/></a></p><div class="description">Stanley, there's someone at the door. Could it be the gardeners?<br /> I'll get it Edna. It's not the gardeners.<br /> Then who is it?<br /> Actually, it's the oil company guys. They made me an offer I couldn't refuse.<br /> Offer? What kind of offer?<br /> They want to drill in our back yard. <br /> Drill? You mean, for oil?<br /> Yes, dear. They promised to be very careful. They'll even try not to destroy the Japanese temple. Too much.<br /> Stanley! You turned our garden into an oil field? That's. . . horrible!<br /> But Edna, our mineral rights are worth a fortune! And they'll only be drilling for 9 or 10 years. You'll hardly notice!<br /> Well, if you think it's for the best, Stanley.<br /> Trust me, Edna. It is.<br /> Can I still take my morning dip in the pond?<br /> Of course! I suggest you wear a hazmat suit, though. That oil scum can be tricky to wash off.</div> honeyj