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Thaumatology

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 18:24:37 +0000

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Am I in the right church?
All are welcome here, brother.
That's good. I need to pray to my patron saint.
Which one is that?
Oh, St. Debtfree.
I don't believe I've heard of that one.
Yes, he's the patron saint of deadbeats.
Aren't you referring to St. Bernardine of Siena?
Well I tried him. He told me I was worthless.
Oh, I'm sure he didn't.
Yeah, he loaned me 50 bucks. I welched.
So now you want to pray to St Debtfree?
Yeah, to get Bernardine off my back. That guy doesn't quit.
So now. . .
Now I need a miracle.

Not Jersey

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 17:10:05 +0000

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I'll take it. Wrap it up for me.
Wrap what up, sir?
You know, the building. I'll take it.
But sir, it's a building. And it's not for sale.
You're not listening. I want it. I'm taking it.
You're not from around here, are you?
No, I'm from Jersey. Why?
This building is a beloved art deco icon.
Yeah? So?
So I suggest you walk out quietly. While you can.
Oh do you?
A few of my friends will be right behind you.
Right. I see your point. It should stay here. But I'll come back and visit, ok?
Please do. And be careful out there. This is Detroit.
Yeah?
Yeah, not Jersey.

Conundrum

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 25 Jun 2019 21:29:55 +0000

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why're you scratching your head, vern?
I can't figure this out.
what's that?
that it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven.
the bible says something like that, alright.
yeah, except. . .
except what?
why would a camel want to go through the eye of a needle?
it's a metaphor, vern. like jumping the shark.
oh. so did the shark try to go through that needle too?
I really doubt it, vern.
cuz that wouldn't make no sense atall. know what I mean?
I do, vern. I totally do.