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Counterculture

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 27 May 2026 20:49:49 +0000

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You really got into that sermon, didn't you Clem? You hardly stayed in your seat.
Marv! It was Bernice! I swear she was in there!
Impossible. She took off ages ago. Where was she sitting?
Not sitting! Flyin' around! Like an angel! I could almost reach out and grab her!
Dude. You hallucinating again?
No way. Next time I'll be prepared to counter the forces of gravity.
How's that?
Only one way my man: better dope.
That's it?
On my budget, yeah.

Arc of Creation

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:10 +0000

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Hello, lord. Are you working on something?
Oh, hello, archangel. I'm creating a new world.
Another one?
I'm gonna keep doing this until I get it right. Take a look. Nice start, eh?
Very nice, lord. What about the world you and I have been discussing these past few centuries?
Oh, that one? I'll tell you, if i wasn't for my favorite lake, I would have incinerated Earth long ago on account of those defective, self-destructive and idiotic humans.
Will you be visiting there this summer?
Absolutely, archangel. I just signed a lease for a cute little Lake Michigan beach cottage.
Dare I ask: who's the landlord? It's not. . .
Ba'al? God no. Someone named Asherah. Weird name, eh?
OMG! Asherah? She's Ba'al's primary consort and business manager!
What? Why that scumbag! Where's that fraudster's used car lot?
Paterson, New Jersey, lord.
Gimme that thunderbolt.
This one?
No, the bigger one. There's only one way to handle this.
In mysterious ways, lord?
This won't be too mysterious, archangel.
I can hardly wait, lord.

Priced to Sell

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:21:01 +0000

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I'll take it.
take what?
I'll take this place. what do you want for it?
sir, it's not for sale. this is a public university.
don't give me that. everything has a price. how much?
I see. well, how about 50?
50 thousand?
er. . . . right!
well, I don't have that kind of cash on me right now.
how much do you have?
let's see. . . $200.
it's yours.
really?
enjoy. bye.
where are you going?
my bus is here. I have an. . . appointment. can't miss it.
oh, well thank you!
it's been a pleasure. a real pleasure.