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In Your Dreams

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 21:08:06 +0000

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We got another shipment, Earl.
How big, Clyde?
A whole truckload this time.
Damn. That won't be easy.
That's why I want you to handle it.
Why not you?
Too dangerous.
But not for me?
C'mon! Chocolate mint girl scout cookies? You know I can't resist.
And you think I can? Dream on.
I'm dreaming, all right.That we finally manage to complete a delivery. One time.
This is a nasty business we're in, Clyde,
It is. You got your milk thermos?
You had to ask?

Not Jersey

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 17:10:05 +0000

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I'll take it. Wrap it up for me.
Wrap what up, sir?
You know, the building. I'll take it.
But sir, it's a building. And it's not for sale.
You're not listening. I want it. I'm taking it.
You're not from around here, are you?
No, I'm from Jersey. Why?
This building is a beloved art deco icon.
Yeah? So?
So I suggest you walk out quietly. While you can.
Oh do you?
A few of my friends will be right behind you.
Right. I see your point. It should stay here. But I'll come back and visit, ok?
Please do. And be careful out there. This is Detroit.
Yeah?
Yeah, not Jersey.

Downturn

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 19:38:50 +0000

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Edna, darling, I have something to tell you.
Yes, Stanley?
I'm concerned about our investments.
Really? Should I be worried?
Well, as you may have heard, the economy is a bit. . . rocky at the moment. Actually, it's a little out of control and scary.
Oh dear! But that won't affect our holiday cruise to the islands, will it?
Well, we may have to stick to the Caymans and West Indies, I'm afraid.
And miss South America? How will I break it to the servants in Rio and Buenos Aires?
We must all make sacrifices, my dear. I hate to do it, but, regrettably, I'm letting them go.
You are such a benevolent man, Stanley.
I try, Edna.

Great Moments in Science, Part 4

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 16:22:27 +0000

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Good morning, Herr Doktor.
Ah, there you are my boy. Please sit here.
What are we doing today?
You are participating in a monumental, groundbreaking experiment, the results of which will forever change the world!
Wow. What's the experiment?
To put it simply so you will understand: the dissemination of sexually-transmitted diseases through an inflatable doll!
Sexually. . . ?
Are you, eh, a virgin, by any chance?
Well, uh, I guess so.
Excellent! Here, blow this up.
Ok. Wait, are you holding a needle?
Not to worry! It's only a small injection.
Inject. . . . Am I going to get sick?
Who knows? That's why they invented penicillin! No permanent damage (I think)!

Working Class Hero

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 01 Aug 2026 04:41:50 +0000

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Hey Diego, What's up.
So, Edsel Ford, you know, Henry's kid? He wants me to paint some museum walls for him in the D.
Yeah? What's it gonna be?
I'm thinking it'll be about creating stuff from the fruits of the earth, Detroit industry, and the workers who make everything.
Sounds amazing. You think a big industrialist like him will go for art from a commie pinko like you?
We'll see, won't we. But my wife Frida, she likes the idea.
Ms. Kahlo is gonna be there too?
Oh yeah. She'll be painting her own stuff.
Great! Wouldn't it be nice if she makes it one day, like you have?
That would be very cool, yeah.
Kind of an unexpected bonus, like.
Yeah, maybe.

Armored Division

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 03:45:12 +0000

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Are you ready for a walk, Stanley?
I am, Edna, let's go.
Ok. I'll just put on my sandals.
Uh, actually, do you have work boots?
Work boots?
Preferably steel-toed. And a helmet.
To go for a walk?
It's just a suggestion, Edna.
Maybe I should grab a flak jacket too?
Armored, if you have one.
This walk sounds like it'll be dreamy.
That's one way to put it.

G-Force

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 05:00:17 +0000

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Base to probe: are you ready for take-off?
We're strapped in and set to go, base.
We're starting the countdown now. 10-9-8. . .
Ah, base? Question.
What is it Carl? 7-6. . .
Well, I'm looking up, and, uh, well, I don't think the roof is open.
5-4. . What? Not open? That's impossible! You'll crash and be incinerated!
Roger that, Mr. Obvious. Can you open it please?
3-2. . . Right away, Carl. Don't worry. Just gotta find the remote.
1.0. . .
Those things get lost all the time, don't they?
Ha Ha! Tell me about it, Carl.
Carl? Hello?

Murphy's Law

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 03:17:51 +0000

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Is he in there, Paulie?
Yeah, boss. He's in the penthouse suite.
You're kidding. This place has a penthouse?
That's what Murphy calls it, and that's where he is.
Ok. Paulie, you come with me. Louie?
Yeah boss.
You stay here.
What should I do boss?
Just keep your eye on those windows up there.
What am I gonna see?
You're gonna see Murphy flying out one of 'em.
Yeah?
Yeah. So don't forget to duck.

Movement

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:48:44 +0000

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Whatcha doin', Carl?
Hey Vern. I'm keeping my eye on this thing.
How come?
Gotta make sure it don't move.
What? Carl, it's been here for like 140 years. It ain't gonna move.
You got it. Because I'll be right here makin' sure it don't.
Well, call me if anything changes.
Oh, you'll hear about it. Definitely.
Good to know.

Counterculture

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 27 May 2026 20:49:49 +0000

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You really got into that sermon, didn't you Clem? You hardly stayed in your seat.
Marv! It was Bernice! I swear she was in there!
Impossible. She took off ages ago. Where was she sitting?
Not sitting! Flyin' around! Like an angel! I could almost reach out and grab her!
Dude. You hallucinating again?
No way. Next time I'll be prepared to counter the forces of gravity.
How's that?
Only one way my man: better dope.
That's it?
On my budget, yeah.

Arc of Creation

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:10 +0000

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Hello, lord. Are you working on something?
Oh, hello, archangel. I'm creating a new world.
Another one?
I'm gonna keep doing this until I get it right. Take a look. Nice start, eh?
Very nice, lord. What about the world you and I have been discussing these past few centuries?
Oh, that one? I'll tell you, if i wasn't for my favorite lake, I would have incinerated Earth long ago on account of those defective, self-destructive and idiotic humans.
Will you be visiting there this summer?
Absolutely, archangel. I just signed a lease for a cute little Lake Michigan beach cottage.
Dare I ask: who's the landlord? It's not. . .
Ba'al? God no. Someone named Asherah. Weird name, eh?
OMG! Asherah? She's Ba'al's primary consort and business manager!
What? Why that scumbag! He still running a used car lot? Where is it?
Paterson, New Jersey, lord.
Gimme that thunderbolt.
This one?
No, the bigger one. There's only one way to handle this.
In mysterious ways, lord?
This won't be too mysterious, archangel.
I can hardly wait, lord.

Priced to Sell

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:21:01 +0000

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I'll take it.
take what?
I'll take this place. what do you want for it?
sir, it's not for sale. this is a public university.
don't give me that. everything has a price. how much?
I see. well, how about 50?
50 thousand?
er. . . . right!
well, I don't have that kind of cash on me right now.
how much do you have?
let's see. . . $200.
it's yours.
really?
enjoy. bye.
where are you going?
my bus is here. I have an. . . appointment. can't miss it.
oh, well thank you!
it's been a pleasure. a real pleasure.