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Safety First

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 21 Sep 2026 17:43:53 +0000

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Is it safe?
Maybe not.
I'm ok with that.
Me too

Back-Up

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 02 Jul 2026 20:50:58 +0000

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Does the bus stop here?
I really don't know.
Ok, I'll wait anyway.
I thought you'd say that.

Subterranean

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 17:55:39 +0000

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can we go up?
no way. why do you ask?
I thought I heard the all-clear signal.
well I didn't hear it.
man, we been down here so long.
go on up there then.
you don't wanna?
and start to glow at night? no thanks.
even for a coffee run?
fine. bring me an iced latte.
you want whole milk with that?
de-irradiated?
is that even a thing?
guess not. think I'll pass.
yeah, me too.

Toupee Fiasco

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 03:26:06 +0000

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slave! I need a photo op!
yes lord ba'al. where would you like it?
I'm thinking in front of that church over there.
that church? but there's, uh, hundreds of people in the street between here and there.
well get rid of them! do I need to do everything around here?
no lord. I will take care of it.
use force! I want total domination! you hear?
loud and clear, lord.
and bring that book people like.
which one, lord?
you know, the judeo-christian whatever-it's-called.
the bible?
that. bring it. I'll pretend to know what it is.
certainly.
how's my hair?
well, uh, you've lost most of it. . .
not that you idiot! my public hair!
it's fine, lord! the best!
not too windy today?
you'll be safe, lord.
keep the helicopters away until I'm done.
of course, lord.
after that, do whatever. I don't care.
that's. . . obvious, lord.

Not the Real Me

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 21:05:36 +0000

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no? then who is it?
fuck if I know.
that is not very helpful.
no offense, but tell someone who cares.

on the loose

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Thu, 28 Aug 2014 23:16:10 +0000

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you know where we're headed?
don't care.
how come?
I'm just along for the ride.
with me?
you got it.

Space Monkey

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 22:13:31 +0000

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good morning, herr doktor.
my boy, you are about to participate in a great discovery! put this on.
what is it?
it's a space-time continuum machine! space consists of 3 dimensions, while time has only 1.
yeah?
space-time must, therefore, be a 4-dimensional object. I will now, for the first time, create that object! press this.
ok. w-w-w-whoa! what's h-h-h-happening?
mein gott! it works! you're stretching from the past into the future!
w-w-w-what?
how interesting. siri, make a note: he's turning into something that looks quite like spaghetti!
n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o!
don't worry. I'll look into reversing the effect.
p-p-p-p-promise?
of course! as soon as I find another subject, I mean assistant.

Native

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 04 Mar 2019 22:49:14 +0000

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uh, hello miss, is this china? I'm sure it is, or my name isn't christopher columbus.
china? no sir. I don't know what china is, but you and your big boat must have missed your turn.
oh, I did? oh. so, uh, I go back that way?
yes. just go back. you'll find it, I'm sure.
ok, well thanks, miss.
sure, no problem.
ok, boys, you heard the lady! this ain't china!
so captain, what do we do now?
we turn around and keep looking! that's it!
queen isabella ain't gonna be happy, sir.
I can't help that! you see that flora and fauna? it's obviously not chinese, right?
uh, I guess. . .
clearly, there's nothing of any use to us here! back this ship up! it's on to china! we're close! very close! I can feel it!

Race Bait

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 09 May 2018 21:33:10 +0000

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gimme that phone, benny. I gotta call my bookie.
but boss, the ball game is over.
not the game. look out there. those boats are racing.
I see 'em, boss. but they already started. how you gonna fix that?
hey, what have I told you? anything can be fixed.
even this? how?
we find out which boat's gonna spring a leak, then bet on the other one.
a leak?
what, you want I should shoot some rowers?
no!
I'm a very peaceable man benny. you know that, right?
glad to hear it boss.

Tintype

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 06 May 2018 19:15:55 +0000

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nice place you got here, sol.
yeah thanks.
musta cost an arm and a leg.
nah, just an arm.
ha ha. I mean, uh, anybody I know?
yeah, jimmy's. but he ain't complaining.
no, he's beyond complaining I hear.
yeah, way beyond it.

Chains of Love

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 04 May 2018 15:12:30 +0000

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may I help you sir?
yes, I'm looking for a gift for my wife.
very good. what did you have in mind?
oh, something different. not the usual earrings, etc.
well, we have quite a selection of unique items.
I can see that. how much for that thing over there?
oh, it's on sale this week, for only $3000 US.
that's a little steep, don't you think?
it's a rare piece, sir. you won't find it anywhere.
isn't it a used 55-gallon oil drum?
yes, but the workmanship is exquisite.
it is nice. will you take $2,000 for it?
oh, I couldn't let it go for less than $2,750.
I'll give you $2,400. cash.
you drive a hard bargain, sir. it's yours.
think she'll like it?
it will be an unexpected treasure, I'm sure. and she can always exchange it for another color.
but they're all black and white.
and shades of grey, sir. there's a difference.
of course.
shall I wrap it up, then?
no, I think I'll wear it home.
very good sir.

Circular Logic

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 27 Apr 2018 19:22:39 +0000

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you know, mikey, my plan for a wall is really really popular.
you think so donny?
totally. I saw it on television. and so did many other people. so many. and they've confirmed it.
so. . .
I've had many many phone calls about it, believe me.
so you think. . .
I'm a winner. bigly.
that's great, donny. just great.
the polls. I'm going up in the polls.
right.

1968

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:47:08 +0000

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how do I look?
great, dave. you look great.
cool with the pipe and all?
way cool.
and my hair?
it's all great. can I have my bike back please?
oh. sure.
thanks.

klaatu barada nikto

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Fri, 19 May 2017 21:17:43 +0000

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where'd it come from, mister?
I don't know.
aren't you afraid?
not me. I'm a scientist.
I'm not afraid either.
are you a scientist too?
nope. I play a cowboy in this movie.