God of All Gods

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 22:01:30 +0000

honeyj has posted:

Slave! I need you!
Yes, lord Ba’al.
I’ve finished by autobiography. You may examine it.
Ok. Wait. What's this? You're calling it 'God of All Gods'?
Indeed! An accurate title, if I do say so myself!
Pretty self-important, even for you, lord.
My people love me!
Based on what evidence?
Your point?
May I be frank?
If that’s your name.
Actually it’s Kothar-Wa-Khasis. But you can call me Kevin.
Whatever.
Anyway. You may recall that your godly ass was kicked out of heaven ages ago.
And look at all the suffering mankind has endured since! When I think of what might have been!
You mean from here at the used car lot?
The miserable souls and tortured wretches I could have saved!
Except those you suckered into buying a shitty used car, right?
Yes, of course. Except for them.

Everybody Knows

nobody@ipernity.com (honeyj) — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:51:05 +0000

honeyj has posted:

What's new, Donny?
It's great: I am in the clear!
Clear of what?
The files. Or what's in them. I blocked them from being released, as only I was able to do.
Uh huh. So you benefit from what, exactly?
You see? I can't go down for what nobody knows. Of course it's fake news bullshit anyway.
Sure.
The economy is the envy of the world! It's a golden age!
And, uh, the war? Remember that?
Wow! Look at the time! Gotta date with the first tee! Catch you later, ok?
Right. By the way: everybody knows. E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y.
Knows what?
Forget it.

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God of All Gods

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