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The Salesman—He Nags You Until You Must Buy

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Wed, 13 Feb 2019 05:04:17 +0000

This vinegar valentine is a postcard that was addressed to H. W. Booser, 13th Street, Harrisburg, Pa. The card was postmarked first in Lewisberry, Pa., and then a second time in Harrisburg, Pa., on Feb. 14, 1908. Although the postcard was sent anonymously with no message or signature, it's possible that the recipient recognized the sender by the postmark or through the handwriting of the address.

As it turns out, Harry W. Booser lived at 121 N. 13th Street in Harrisburg, and he worked as a salesman, so the vinegary humor of the card was apparently directed at him.

The Salesman

His motto is still do or die
And he nags you until you must buy.
His line is complete
And his nerve hard to beat
But sometimes he goes on the fly.

Signs, etc., in illustration:

Office.
This is our busy day.
Samples.
This way out.
85% discount to jobbers.
Expense account.

Advice to Vacationists–Take the Children with You

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Wed, 30 Mar 2016 16:07:32 +0000

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"Advice to Vacationists. Take the children to the country with you--this will keep you from becoming lonesome. Hey. Help. Help. Splash. August Hutaf. P.C.K. 1908."

One in a series of humorous "Advice to Vacationists" postcards by illustrator August Hutaf (1874-1942). For more of his work, see my other Hutaf postcards.

The Revolt of Turkey

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 20:46:48 +0000

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"The Revolt of Turkey. Bernhardt Wall. Copyright 1907 The Ullman Mfg. Co. New York. 2130."

This appears to be a case of domestic poultry unrest rather than foreign political intrigue.

Dennis and Little Francis at Thanksgiving

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 03:57:14 +0000

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Written on the back of this photo: "Dennis & Little Francis. Thanksgiving."

Wait a Moment Till I See If You've Got All the Things I Ordered

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Thu, 17 Dec 2015 22:04:40 +0000

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"Here! Wait a moment till I check up this account and see if you've got all the things I ordered."

See also Say, Mister, It's No Use You Going Down That Dirty Chimney (below).

Say, Mister, It's No Use You Going Down That Dirty Chimney

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Thu, 17 Dec 2015 22:04:34 +0000

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"Say, mister, it's no use you going down that dirty chimney: jes give me the presents and I'll take them down and save you the time." Sent to Mrs. Ella Haglette, Allensville, Mifflin County, Pa., in 1908.

See also Wait a Moment Till I See If You've Got All the Things I Ordered (below).

Wishing You a Merry Christmas

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Fri, 05 Dec 2014 21:27:49 +0000

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"Wishing you a Merry Christmas, and we are hoping to see your face again soon."

Startled Baby in Ornate Carriage

nobody@ipernity.com (Alan Mays) — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:53:54 +0000

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